KbSooner is drinking in a New York bar with fat asses BillMill and Dimer, when he gets a call on his
cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to
a typical Oklahoma Sooner baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Oklahoma fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home,
folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Oklahoma Sooner baby boy. Gonna be an
OU football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you
the father of that typical Oklahoma Sooner baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks So, how much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened?
He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Oklahoma father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised!!
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You guys noticed that now this thread has drug in Jack and Chado and 2daclub as regular posters. lol
Now if we can get rid of BillMill this place would be on the up swing
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Originally posted by BillMill71If you look at Rooks little reference on recruiting classes Florida State will matter much sooner then Lil Ville, Okie and ND
Sorry it is boring here and I am trying to stir shit
Im still trying to figure out what Anasty is
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Originally posted by Three JackCan't wait for him to take his 2 National Championships and call it a career. But refresh my memory, how many does L'vill have?
I love your enthusiasm for your team! Imagine if they were an actual National Title contender and not just another top 10 team? You would be intolerable!
at least WERE in the top 10, unlike you wannabees. errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr usetobees
I cant believe you pull for an ACC team and you graduated Nova. You dissapoint me
And your right, God help BC if we ever compete for a national title. I will have to be banned cause i will run non stop Gums
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Originally posted by jcindavilleListen here you tool, its funny
Sorry it is boring here and I am trying to stir shit
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Originally posted by jcindavilleEven Rook is laughing at your conference
Maybe when Grandpa Bowden steps down you all can compete for the Humanitarian bowl
I love your enthusiasm for your team! Imagine if they were an actual National Title contender and not just another top 10 team? You would be intolerable!
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Originally posted by TheRookIt WAS funny......now he changed it.
Not funny anymore....sir.
My apologies.
Listen here you tool, its funny
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Poor 3Joke
Three Jack
JCindaStix blows Brohm!
Last Activity: Today 02:03 PM
Viewing Thread Fl St sucks and i know it @ 02:03 PM
Joke, they will get better eventually
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Originally posted by Three JackWhat's so F-ing funny?
It WAS funny......now he changed it.
Not funny anymore....sir.
My apologies.
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Originally posted by Three JackWhat's so F-ing funny?
Even Rook is laughing at your conference
Maybe when Grandpa Bowden steps down you all can compete for the Humanitarian bowl
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Originally posted by longnexKaz doing what he does best:
KazDog
Vegas...Octoberfest
Last Activity: Today 11:35 AM
Searching Forums @ 11:35 AM
Maybe someone should teach him how to find things so he can quit searching.
From what i heard he found your brown eye in that Vegas hotel with no problem
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Jack was cracking me up yesterday when he THOUGHT the ACC was a tough conference. Its a step below CUSA
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Originally posted by Three JackWhat's so F-ing funny?on Brohm......LMAO....
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Originally posted by TheRookLMFAO at JC's title.
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