Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[jcindaville]

JR gonna clone himself and drive two cars into third place

[kbsooner21]

Get ready to see these babies in Victory Lane

[BillMill71]

Thats what the Cubs say EVERY year

Ouch

[jcindaville]

You all better pour it on while you can. Next year will be a different story.

Thats what the Cubs say EVERY year

[BillMill71]

You all better pour it on while you can. Next year will be a different story.

How about another one?

12. Man Junior's car is fast, honey, pass me another Coors Light, the special Junior edition

[kbsooner21]

You all better pour it on while you can. Next year will be a different story.

[10DimeBry]

poor Dale Jr. he takes it more than kaz & nex in a vegas hotel room

[BillMill71]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

You forgot #11

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

11. Damn that Kasey Kahne Bud Car is kicking Juniors ass again

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

[kbsooner21]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[KazDog]

any one heard from Jimmy lately

Sorry, you're white....You can't 'hear' Jimmy!

KAZ

[jcindaville]

any one heard from Jimmy lately

[KazDog]

Over/under 4 of how many gay escorts Kaz picks up in Vegas.

I'd try and pick a few up for ya buddy, but it's long way for them to get to Oklahomo.

KAZ

[jcindaville]

We could have an eating contest. I'll put all I have on Nex at a buffet. The Pink Flamingo is still stocking their shelves after he left ther. And Caesar's is still trying to figure out how to eliminate the smell he after taking a dump in the room....

KAZ

Poor Darryl, got ahold of some bad stuff

[jcindaville]

KB, i have 9 of the top 28 drivers left, i will email you who i have and you can tell me how to use them