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Originally posted by kbsooner21The handsome Italian Stallion changed it
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Thanks palOriginally posted by kbsooner21The handsome Italian Stallion changed it Leave a comment:
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The handsome Italian Stallion changed itOriginally posted by BrezzeEaze
Last edited by Spark; 10-01-2007, 12:26 PM.Leave a comment:
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Nice new Avatar KB....hard to believe it is October 1st today, where in the hell does the time go....must be having fun!Leave a comment:
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JC goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,...
"No, I'm your son's teacher."Leave a comment:
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I feel this falls into the don't ask don't tell category of the thread.Originally posted by BillMill71
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Originally posted by Chado1The more important question is how many have WON there?
Well considering there are only 3 guys on the roster that were there the last time the Cubs made the playoffs in 03.....that's really not a fair question.
A huge majority of the guys have only been there for this year, and some last year too.
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We talking about your ass or the playoffs???Originally posted by TheRookLeave a comment:
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This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
Spark walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk..... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
Spark replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "?Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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The more important question is how many have WON there?Originally posted by TheRook
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