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[vols fan]

you sniff her shoes

Is she 18 yet?

[jcindaville]

AT THE TIME HER FATHER WAS HER CADDIE AND HE WAS NOT PLEASED.SHE WAS TO YOUNG TO SAY IF SHE WANTED TO PRESS CHARGES OR NOT SO THEY ASKED HIM AND HE CAME AND TALKED TO ME.I SAID "I THINK YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO BE THE #1 PLAYER IN THE LGPA SOON WANTED TO GET SOMETHING AS A SOUVENIER."THINK HE LIKED THE COMPLIMENT AND TOLD THEM TO LET ME GO.THINK THE TICKET WAS UNLAWFUL ENTRY TO THE WOMENS FACILITY IS WHAT THE COP WROTE.VOLS FAN DID NOT BELIEVE ME TIL HE SAW THE TICKET

you sniff her shoes

[jcindaville]

Him.I'm 31 and he's 34. I'm 5'10" 215 and he's 4'9" 215.We paint 3 black holes on his back and take him to the bowling alley so kids think hes a bowling ball

4 ft 9

He is still a foot taller than Rook

[jcindaville]

SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS A TRUE STORY ONLY THING IS IT WAS MICHELLE WIE'S SHOES.WENT TO AN LPGA EVENT AND GOT A LITTLE WASTED AND WAS RIGHT THERE AT THE CLUBHOUSE WHERE THEY WERE ENTERING THE LOCKER ROOM.EVERYONE WOULD DROP OFF THIER SHOES ON A RACK AND GO IN.BEING DRUNK I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL IF SHE BECOMES A PHENOM THIS WILL BE GREAT.TURNED OUT TO NOT WORK OUT TO GREAT FOR ME.THINK IT WAS A $200 TICKET.SHE COULD HAVE PRESSED CHARGES BUT SHE DID NOT.I HAD TO BE HELD AT THE COURSE FOR LIKE 3 HOURS IT WAS ALREADY DARK BEFORE THEY LET ME GO.BY THEN I WAS SOBER ENOUGH TO DRIVE HOME

now thats funny

[Bill the Thrill]

Ought to open a store here. Housing market here is still awesome. Forbes had OKC on their top of the list of "most recession proof" cities

http://promo.realestate.yahoo.com/am...of-cities.html

[tech fan]

SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS A TRUE STORY ONLY THING IS IT WAS MICHELLE WIE'S SHOES.WENT TO AN LPGA EVENT AND GOT A LITTLE WASTED AND WAS RIGHT THERE AT THE CLUBHOUSE WHERE THEY WERE ENTERING THE LOCKER ROOM.EVERYONE WOULD DROP OFF THIER SHOES ON A RACK AND GO IN.BEING DRUNK I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL IF SHE BECOMES A PHENOM THIS WILL BE GREAT.TURNED OUT TO NOT WORK OUT TO GREAT FOR ME.THINK IT WAS A $200 TICKET.SHE COULD HAVE PRESSED CHARGES BUT SHE DID NOT.I HAD TO BE HELD AT THE COURSE FOR LIKE 3 HOURS IT WAS ALREADY DARK BEFORE THEY LET ME GO.BY THEN I WAS SOBER ENOUGH TO DRIVE HOME

AT THE TIME HER FATHER WAS HER CADDIE AND HE WAS NOT PLEASED.SHE WAS TO YOUNG TO SAY IF SHE WANTED TO PRESS CHARGES OR NOT SO THEY ASKED HIM AND HE CAME AND TALKED TO ME.I SAID "I THINK YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO BE THE #1 PLAYER IN THE LGPA SOON WANTED TO GET SOMETHING AS A SOUVENIER."THINK HE LIKED THE COMPLIMENT AND TOLD THEM TO LET ME GO.THINK THE TICKET WAS UNLAWFUL ENTRY TO THE WOMENS FACILITY IS WHAT THE COP WROTE.VOLS FAN DID NOT BELIEVE ME TIL HE SAW THE TICKET

[vols fan]

your bro flung you under the bus

whos older??

Him.I'm 31 and he's 34. I'm 5'10" 215 and he's 4'9" 215.We paint 3 black holes on his back and take him to the bowling alley so kids think hes a bowling ball

[kbsooner21]

[tech fan]

While were spilling the beans,I know this guy(wink wink,I'll give you a hint,he's a Tech Fan)who snuck into the womans locker room at a local golf course that was hosting a LPGA event, and was caught leaving drunk off his ass with Si Ri Pak golf shoes under his arm to try to sale on EBAY.Cop thought it was so funny he just wrote his drunk ass a ticket and kicked him out of the tournament.If he would have gotten a pair of Natalie Gulbis panties,hell I would have helped him escape.

SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS A TRUE STORY ONLY THING IS IT WAS MICHELLE WIE'S SHOES.WENT TO AN LPGA EVENT AND GOT A LITTLE WASTED AND WAS RIGHT THERE AT THE CLUBHOUSE WHERE THEY WERE ENTERING THE LOCKER ROOM.EVERYONE WOULD DROP OFF THIER SHOES ON A RACK AND GO IN.BEING DRUNK I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL IF SHE BECOMES A PHENOM THIS WILL BE GREAT.TURNED OUT TO NOT WORK OUT TO GREAT FOR ME.THINK IT WAS A $200 TICKET.SHE COULD HAVE PRESSED CHARGES BUT SHE DID NOT.I HAD TO BE HELD AT THE COURSE FOR LIKE 3 HOURS IT WAS ALREADY DARK BEFORE THEY LET ME GO.BY THEN I WAS SOBER ENOUGH TO DRIVE HOME

[jcindaville]

[jcindaville]

your bro flung you under the bus

whos older??

[jcindaville]

While were spilling the beans,I know this guy(wink wink,I'll give you a hint,he's a Tech Fan)who snuck into the womans locker room at a local golf course that was hosting a LPGA event, and was caught leaving drunk off his ass with Si Ri Pak golf shoes under his arm to try to sale on EBAY.Cop thought it was so funny he just wrote his drunk ass a ticket and kicked him out of the tournament.If he would have gotten a pair of Natalie Gulbis panties,hell I would have helped him escape.

I would eat the corn husk right out of her ass

Miss Gulbis, meet my bulbis head

[vols fan]

Damn bubba,throw all my shit out there why don't you?
Whiskey River was in Macon,that place was in Gainseville.8 years ago and I still catch shit for it.

While were spilling the beans,I know this guy(wink wink,I'll give you a hint,he's a Tech Fan)who snuck into the womans locker room at a local golf course that was hosting a LPGA event, and was caught leaving drunk off his ass with Si Ri Pak golf shoes under his arm to try to sale on EBAY.Cop thought it was so funny he just wrote his drunk ass a ticket and kicked him out of the tournament.If he would have gotten a pair of Natalie Gulbis panties,hell I would have helped him escape.

[vols fan]

DIDN'T YOU GET A DUI LAST TIME YOU WENT TO A BAR NAMED WHISKEY RIVER

Damn bubba,throw all my shit out there why don't you?
Whiskey River was in Macon,that place was in Gainseville.8 years ago and I still catch shit for it.

[tech fan]

Same ole KB.Heading out Friday to the All Star race and will be in Dale Jr's new bar Whisky River, friday night My first all star race so I'm excited.Been to the 600 and the 500 there but I here the All Star is so much more fan friendly.4 segments and an open race will make it pretty exciting.

DIDN'T YOU GET A DUI LAST TIME YOU WENT TO A BAR NAMED WHISKEY RIVER