Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[jcindaville]

I agree ... been saying it since the first day he posted here ...

Time will tell, it always does

[jcindaville]

I'll check under my desk. Nope not there.

I dont wanna know what he does under your desk

[jcindaville]

last i saw he was on santa's lap...lol

yeah, farting on the poor Kaptain

[10DimeBry]

Anyone seen Rook today??

last i saw he was on santa's lap...lol

[longnex]

Anyone seen Rook today??

I'll check under my desk. Nope not there.

[jcindaville]

Anyone seen Rook today??

[Spark]

Yeah well I work for a company with over 22,000 employees and as of Thursday there will only be slightly over 17,600.

So fun goings on here for the last month +.

Hang in there Billy ...

[jcindaville]

Sorry to hear about your job Bill. Hope everything turns out OK. Send your kids to JMarty's house. What another 4 at that house. Im sure he wont even realize they are there. As for the wife, if she is 22 and a model Kaz will take her.

You mean she's 18 TEEN or 19 Teen , he will take her

[10DimeBry]

As for the wife, if she is 22 and LIKES CATS Kaz will take her.

lmao now thats funny

[longnex]

Sorry to hear about your job Bill. Hope everything turns out OK. Send your kids to JMarty's house. What another 4 at that house. Im sure he wont even realize they are there. As for the wife, if she is 22 and a model Kaz will take her.

[BillMill71]

I don't think my food stamps could feed 5 more

Well once you are done at the Community College you will be ROLLING in it

[kbsooner21]

How about I just send you my wife and 4 kids

I don't think my food stamps could feed 5 more

[BillMill71]

You can always come be my assistant slushee manager Bill

How about I just send you my wife and 4 kids

[jcindaville]

Thanks JC, worse case scenario they let me go, but because of my tenure/position/etc. I would still get a year package

That is at least comforting to know. A year is a long time with pay to find another job

[kbsooner21]

Canada's newest problem


The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration.

The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among
left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray,
and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields
at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield,
whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and
hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range
chicken.

When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show
him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers
that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he
said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much
they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive
them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an
Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of
drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet,
though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors
have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing
re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic
beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of
crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus
trips to buy cheap Canadian ************ drugs. After catching a
half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration
authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed
senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to
prove they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion
player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an
official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't
support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors
does one country need?"