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Got this joke from JC
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth.
Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.' So the zebra
went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know. Am I
white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
God simply replied 'You are what you are.'
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did
God straighten out your query for you?'
The zebra looked puzzled.
'No sir, God simply said 'you are what you are.'' St. Peter smiled and
said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black
stripes.'
The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'
'Because,' said St. Peter , 'If you were black with white stripes, God
would have said, 'You is what you is.'
If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson will be on your ass.
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Originally posted by TheRookLondon Broil is a higher class roast beef...lol
It's fantastic. ONLY RJ, CHUCK, & I CAN AFFORD THIS STUFF. I LOVE IT WITH A GLASS OF MERLOT.
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Originally posted by kbsooner21London Broil?
Jr, 2nd fastest speed the first day out. Fastest yesterday morning, putting down the fastest speed out of both test sessions. Slowed down quite a bit in drafting practice yesterday afternoon though.
London Broil is a higher class roast beef...lol
It's fantastic.
Good to hear Jr is starting well. I'm not worried about his drafting...I"m sure that will be fine.
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London Broil?
Jr, 2nd fastest speed the first day out. Fastest yesterday morning, putting down the fastest speed out of both test sessions. Slowed down quite a bit in drafting practice yesterday afternoon though.
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Sorry KB...yes, i'm planning on going. I'll get tickets somehow.
I"m having a london broil and provolone cheese sub.
And how's JR doing at Daytona right now? I've not been following closely yet.
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I don't know if I can bet tennis with all the alleged rumors of the Russian mob being involved...
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KB your capping Golf huh...was looking at the Australian Open Tennis tourney thats going on right now....today is Day 4 and most matches starts at around 8:00 PM EST tonight and so on...looking at that myself...
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Originally posted by 10DimeBryi'm going to ralphs for lunch. i'm thinkin either steak torpedo or wings or CB rubean.
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Originally posted by kbsooner21What are you gonna have for lunch?
i'm going to ralphs for lunch. i'm thinkin either steak torpedo or wings or CB rubean.
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Originally posted by kbsooner21
Well fuck, I can't get anyone to talk to me, so I have to change the subject and see if I can't get someone's interest a bit
this place is either on fire, or no talking at all
i miss whybant
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Originally posted by kbsooner21I've been capping golf this morning if that tells you anything JC
it must be a slow day
i was on the over 6 goals in that game you mentioned. fucking push
but i was lucky to get the push, the winning team scored a goal real late for the push
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