Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[Meg30]

I don't know what you all are referring too...i was no where near the computer last night..wayne,someone stole my password

[Lsufan]

Jimmy, She went to bump her Wednesday NHL thread and she was drunk and bumped her Tuesday one instead. Quote "Bumb 'cause i'm drunk"

Yes Bumb, not bump. Mind you the p and b are not close on the keyboard. She them burped and went to her Wednesday thread and said she bumped the wrong one. I was watching it all and busting a gut!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

Priceless

[wayne1218]

Jimmy, She went to bump her Wednesday NHL thread and she was drunk and bumped her Tuesday one instead. Quote "Bumb 'cause i'm drunk"

Yes Bumb, not bump. Mind you the p and b are not close on the keyboard. She them burped and went to her Wednesday thread and said she bumped the wrong one. I was watching it all and busting a gut!

[wayne1218]

Yes, I did sleep in this morning.

My God ... It is way to early to be laughing this damn hard. I should have waited till later to open that thread. My ribs are sore from laughing so hard last night.

"99 bottles of beer on the wall" is still killing me.

Did you see where she said you Fuckers and you Homo's? I was dying!

[Lsufan]

Did you sleep in buddy? Read the music thread. After you signed off, Meg woke up from passing out and had some pretty funny posts!

Yes, I did sleep in this morning.

My God ... It is way to early to be laughing this damn hard. I should have waited till later to open that thread. My ribs are sore from laughing so hard last night.

"99 bottles of beer on the wall" is still killing me.

[Spearit]

Wayne - she was in rare form.

Thought I might post my song here- if ya don't mind.
I love this song.Hot Rod Lincoln

My pappy said, 'Son, you're gonna drive me t' drinkin' ...
If you don't quit drivin' that - Hot ... Rod ... Lincoln!'

Well, you've heard the story of the hot rod race,
When the Ford and the Mercury were settin' the pace.
That story's true I'm here to say,
Cause I was a'drivin' that Model A.

It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up;
That Model A body makes it look like a pup.
It's got 12 cylinders and uses them all;
And an overdrive that just won't stall.

It's got a 4-barrel carb and dual exhausts,
4:11 gears that really get lost -
Safety tubes and I'm not scared,
The brakes are good and the tires are fair.

We left San Pedro late one night;
The moon and the stars were shinin' bright.
We were drivin' up Grapevine Hill,
Passin' cars like they were standin' still.

Then, all of a sudden, in the wink of an eye,
a Cadillac sedan passed us by.
The remark was made, "That's the car for me."
But, by then, the taillights wuz all you could see.

Well, the fellers ribbed me for bein' behind,
So I started to make that Lincoln unwind.
Took my foot off the gas and, man alive,
I shoved it down into overdrive.

Well, I wound it up to 110;
Twisted the speedometer cable right off the end.
Had my foot glued right to the floor;
I said, "That's all there is - there ain't no more."

Now the fellas thought I'd lost all sense;
The telephone poles looked like a picket fence.
They said, "Slow down, I see spots."
The lines on the road just looked like dots.

Went around a corner and passed a truck;
I crossed my fingers just for luck -
The fenders clickin' the guard rail post;
The guy beside me was white as a ghost.

Smoke was rollin' outta the back
When I started to gain on that Cadillac
I knew I could catch him and hoped I could pass
But when I did I'd be short on gas.

There were flames comin' from out of the side;
You could feel the tension; man, what a ride.
I said, "Look out, boys, I've got a license to fly"
And the Cadillac pulled over and let me by.

All of a sudden a rod started knockin';
Down in the depths she started a rockin'.
I looked in the mirror and a red light was blinkin';
The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln.

Well they arrested me and put me in jail.
I called my pop to make my bail.
He said, "Son, you're gonna drive me t' drinkin',
If you don't quit drivin' that - Hot ... Rod ... Lincoln!"

[wayne1218]

Good morning gang!!! Late start this morning.

Thanks for asking brother

Did you sleep in buddy? Read the music thread. After you signed off, Meg woke up from passing out and had some pretty funny posts!

[Lsufan]

Wayne

Where the hell is LSUFAN today??

Good morning gang!!! Late start this morning.

Thanks for asking brother

[wayne1218]

Where the hell is Spark today??

[kbsooner21]

What's up fellas?? Large day of wagering ahead. I can't wait

[griffey_mojo]

I'll have to look into that again Wayne.....I read some last night you people were out of control. LMAO

Good Morning everyone!

[wayne1218]

Good Morning Guys!


You need to go back a few pages in the music thread and guess the member thread. We were laughing so hard last night it hurt. Meg was drunk and on the loose.

There are some classic posts in there. After Lsufan and Lovedoc went to bed, Meg woke up after passing out for a few hours and had some more "Priceless" ones after midnight. I'm reading it again this morning and LMFAO!!!

[griffey_mojo]

So i'm sitting here watching a hockey game because that fucker Greg has me hooked on it and whenever they skate past the Mcdonalds logo in the middle i can't help but think of someone in this thread..guess who i'm thinking off???

[Spark]

So i'm sitting here watching a hockey game because that fucker Greg has me hooked on it and whenever they skate past the Mcdonalds logo in the middle i can't help but think of someone in this thread..guess who i'm thinking off???

[10DimeBry]

when he's not dunnowski or HITLER

ahhhhhhhhhh gotcha now