Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[kbsooner21]

I walked, buddy. But man was court boring. was there for 2 + hrs

I always thought Spark was kidding calling us inmates! Geez

[bover1]

TALK ABOUT WORKING DO U HAVE A JOB SPARK OR ARE U STILL LIVING ON THE GOLD BULLION U MADE AS A DECK HAND ON THE MAYFLOWER?

[Spark]

[Spark]

WTF..you mean there aren't alligators in your pool???????

[Meg30]

And thats how Spark met Meg.

WTF..you mean there aren't alligators in your pool???????

[longnex]

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
over.


He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in
his pond.

As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once,
they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave."


The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young
ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast!

And thats how Spark met Meg.

[Spark]

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
over.


He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in
his pond.

As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once,
they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave."


The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young
ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast!

[Spark]

Everyone join yet ... Come on ... It will be fun ..


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[Spark]

what did you do??? refuse to leave pizza hut when they told you it was closeing time?

That was good ...

[10DimeBry]

what did you do??? refuse to leave pizza hut when they told you it was closeing time?

no i refused to watch 15 min of hockey so they issued me a ticket

[Lsufan]

what did you do??? refuse to leave pizza hut when they told you it was closeing time?

[10DimeBry]

Great ...

2+ hours??? ridiculous ... Glad you won though ...

yep no fine no nothing. See the thing is everyone who pleads guilty to something gets to go 1st. because i was fighting it i had to wait til the end. There was over 100 people there as well

[bover1]

You 2 should get a room.

ILL GET MY 2 POPSICLE STICKS AND TIE THEM TOGETHER SO I CAN STAY ERECT CUZ IAM OUT OF VIAGRA........

SORRY,
SPARK

[Meg30]

I walked, buddy. But man was court boring. was there for 2 + hrs

what did you do??? refuse to leave pizza hut when they told you it was closeing time?

[Spark]

I walked, buddy. But man was court boring. was there for 2 + hrs

Great ...

2+ hours??? ridiculous ... Glad you won though ...