Good afternoon goosepimples...so i walk out to my jeep this morning and there's a big fat ticket on there...FOR NOT HAVING A VILLAGE STICKER....WTF is that?! never in my life in california was i required to have a "village sticker" whatever that may be:angryfire :angryfire
Good afternoon goosepimples...so i walk out to my jeep this morning and there's a big fat ticket on there...FOR NOT HAVING A VILLAGE STICKER....WTF is that?! never in my life in california was i required to have a "village sticker" whatever that may be:angryfire :angryfire
2 Old Men sitting next to each other on a hard park bench, when one of em (Spark), turned to the other and said---"This bench is so hard, it's put my ass to sleep".........
The other old man (Kapt) then replied, "Yeh I know, I heard you snore three times already"..........
Morning you Computer druggies.......thought I'd drop in and say "good morning"....kapt
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>>>
>>>A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class
>>>section of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
>>>wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds.
>>>The man went back to his reading.
>>>
>>>A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her
>>>nose, and then shuddered quite violently once more. Assuming the woman
>>>might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
>>>
>>>A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before,
>>>she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than
>>>before.
>>>
>>>Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and said,
>>>"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
>>>nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
>>>
>>>"Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. I have a very rare medical
>>>condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
>>>
>>>The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never
>>>heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for
>>>it?"
>>>
>>>"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
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