Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[KazDog]

I would take the lack of seasons and the fact that I can be golfing this morning and most mornings for the next month. Be hey, that's just me. Brown leaves? Who needs them?

KAZ

[kbsooner21]

I lived in tahoe before i moved out here...it's snowing there now...i kinda like the fact that there are actully seasons out here and not as many pansy ass bleeding heart liberals

couldn't agree with you more

[Spark]

I lived in tahoe before i moved out here...it's snowing there now...i kinda like the fact that there are actully seasons out here

I could not agree with you more Meg ... I would miss the change of the seasons ... You know, I do not like the warm weather anyway ... I like wearing my Members Only jacket ,,,

[KazDog]

OK OK....Just thought I'd try.

I emailed you some photo links....Check em out if you have the time. And no, to any of you sick bastages, they are not porn link...

KAZ

[Meg30]

It's ummmm......Sunny and 70 degrees here in beautiful Cali. Suppose to be 70 for the next three days and then the temp drops....To a chilly 64 for the next week.....Brrrrrrrrrrr

Going to go golfing this morning, I think I have a clean short sleeve shirt to wear....See ya laters.

Do ya miss it here yet Megpie? And no I'm not getting into the "girl out of Cali" discussion again! Bwhaa

KAZ

I lived in tahoe before i moved out here...it's snowing there now...i kinda like the fact that there are actully seasons out here

[KazDog]

It's ummmm......Sunny and 70 degrees here in beautiful Cali. Suppose to be 70 for the next three days and then the temp drops....To a chilly 64 for the next week.....Brrrrrrrrrrr

Going to go golfing this morning, I think I have a clean short sleeve shirt to wear....See ya laters.

Do ya miss it here yet Megpie? And no I'm not getting into the "girl out of Cali" discussion again! Bwhaa

KAZ

[BillMill71]

He's in Florida on vacation

Oh, thanks.

JC where is your new avatar? The one you have is quite sickening by now

[kbsooner21]

Hey Dime, I heard Mickey D's brought the McRib back just for you? Any truth to this rumor??

[jcindaville]

morning all. cold ass windy rainy day here in okc

same here, rainy and shitty

[kbsooner21]

morning all. cold ass windy rainy day here in okc

[10DimeBry]

morning all.

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

[jcindaville]

I ended up turning a profit...

5* on TB ~ Loser
5* on Over ~ Loser
10* Teaser ~ Winner
10* 2nd half over ~ Winner

I'll take a small profit every day.

Glad to here Nate

[jcindaville]

All these goofs on him and we haven't seen the little guy.

I heard he went service............oh wait, nevermind

Tiny where are you???

He's in Florida on vacation

[jcindaville]

A little joke to start the day

Subject: HowTo Tell A Woman's Age


Subject: FEELING YOUR AGE...


A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply.

"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, b ut it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."


I thought it was funny