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  • Meg30
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    Originally posted by 10DimeBry
    does your face hurt?


    ok spark

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  • 10DimeBry
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    Originally posted by Meg25
    my head hurts
    does your face hurt?

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  • Meg30
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    my head hurts

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  • 10DimeBry
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21
    yep, he's been around awhile
    lol thats the under statement of the decade

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  • Spark
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21
    yep, he's been around awhile

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  • Spark
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    hahahaha

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  • TheRook
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    Originally posted by longnex
    Spark, being unhappy with Meg's mood swings,
    bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be
    able to monitor her moods.

    He discovered that when she's in a good mood, it
    turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big
    fucking red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy her a diamond ..........

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  • longnex
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    Sorry Spark

    Spark, being unhappy with Meg's mood swings,
    bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be
    able to monitor her moods.

    He discovered that when she's in a good mood, it
    turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big
    fucking red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy her a diamond ..........

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  • kbsooner21
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    Originally posted by 10DimeBry
    spark is my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand father
    yep, he's been around awhile

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  • 10DimeBry
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    spark is my great grand father

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  • Ldawg
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    Originally posted by screwtape
    good morning, bc. rough start to the the day.
    no coffee in the house. forced to drive down to starbucks.

    Morning Gang -


    What's up with SJ 'tape .... you headed out this way ?



    PS - Starsbucks = Black Battery Acid

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  • Meg30
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    Originally posted by longnex
    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

    The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

    Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

    My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

    "Well, what in the world are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

    "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.


    ...that's funny i don't care who you are!

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  • 10DimeBry
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    i've never had starbucks coffee. wouldnt pay $6 for a cup. i perfer stewarts coffee its a local place up here. that or dunkin donuts

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  • longnex
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    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

    The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

    Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

    My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

    "Well, what in the world are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

    "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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  • longnex
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    good morning everyone

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