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Mornin' brother Jc and Adminihole .... Mont where's ur galpal Megnuts ?

With ShortNose

[WayneChung]

Originally Posted by jcindaville
I hate you, and now i know i am not coming to Vegas, the wife just told me last night that i should go.......... Dick


Wait till you post your MLB picks today, remember that picture you like so much. You might be seeing it again

You should listen to her and join us. You will have fun. Vegas is a great time. You 1st captain and coke is on me.

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Whasamattayou .... go have some fun !


PS- Please be sure to stock up your Liquor cabinet with Quality Kainetucky Bourbon before you leave ....

Thanks

PS-CAPTAIN AND COKE ????? NICE CERTIFIED KILL LUCILLE !!

[Ldawg]

Originally Posted by jcindaville
I hate you, and now i know i am not coming to Vegas, the wife just told me last night that i should go.......... Dick


Wait till you post your MLB picks today, remember that picture you like so much. You might be seeing it again

You should listen to her and join us. You will have fun. Vegas is a great time. You 1st captain and coke is on me.

************************************************** **********************



Whasamattayou .... go have some fun !


PS- Please be sure to stock up your Liquor cabinet with Quality Kainetucky Bourbon before you leave ....

Thanks

[longnex]

I hate you, and now i know i am not coming to Vegas, the wife just told me last night that i should go.......... Dick


Wait till you post your MLB picks today, remember that picture you like so much. You might be seeing it again

You should listen to her and join us. You will have fun. Vegas is a great time. You 1st captain and coke is on me.

[Ldawg]

PS- ask me about Nascar .... I hate MLB !

[Spark]

Amazingly simple home remedies:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don"t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink or shower.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn"t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn"t move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES..THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

[jcindaville]

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[jcindaville]

Mornin' brother Jc and Adminihole .... Mont where's ur galpal Megnuts ?

Afternoon Dawg

[Ldawg]

Mornin' brother Jc and Adminihole .... Mont where's ur galpal Megnuts ?

[BettorsChat]

Visit Indiana?? 6 feet under?? What are you talking about Willis

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[jcindaville]

JC grew a foot and gained about 50lbs

And my head has a Detroit lean to the left

[jcindaville]

If you ever visited you would be 6 feet under

Visit Indiana?? 6 feet under?? What are you talking about Willis

[BettorsChat]

Trust me it's gone. Haven't had my hair this short in 8 years at least

[BettorsChat]

Hey JC ... Who Is This "Upscaled" Girl From Kentucky Girl?

JC grew a foot and gained about 50lbs

[BettorsChat]

Its the thing you suck on when i visit

If you ever visited you would be 6 feet under