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  • kbsooner21
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    1* today guys

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  • Spark
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    kb writes

    One Star Hangover (*)

    No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able t o function
    Relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5
    C okes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a
    Steak & fries.


    Two Star Hangover (**)

    No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but
    You have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
    Chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still
    Tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House
    Excursion.


    Three Star Hangover (***)

    Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
    Productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume
    Reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends
    Dared you to drink.

    Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns.

    You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed
    Once.


    Four Star Hangover (****)

    Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or
    Else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being
    Late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
    Clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side
    Of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on
    While riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein,
    And even your hair hurts.






    Five Star Hangover (*****)

    You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning.

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  • BettorsChat
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    Originally posted by longnex
    Kaz keeps IM ing me to bring a wig to Vegas and tell him my name is Meg. Now I know how you feel KB. I wish I didnt have messenger.
    Well what's the problem

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  • longnex
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    Kaz keeps IM ing me to bring a wig to Vegas and tell him my name is Meg. Now I know how you feel KB. I wish I didnt have messenger.

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  • KazDog
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    Originally posted by longnex
    I dont need any and all Kaz needs is lip gloss.
    You don't need any cuz your lowers lips are glossed...

    KAZ

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  • kbsooner21
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    wow

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  • longnex
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    Originally posted by 10DimeBry
    damn i wonder how much KY kaz and nex are gonna go thru while in vegas
    I dont need any and all Kaz needs is lip gloss.

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  • 10DimeBry
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    damn i wonder how much KY kaz and nex are gonna go thru while in vegas

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  • KazDog
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    Originally posted by Spark
    Where's your poker Boy??? He does all the ass destruction and then passes out ...
    2nd awkward gay moment on BC

    KAZ

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by longnex
    I wouldnt be making him breakfast if he didnt.

    Your killing me. RLMFAO

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  • KazDog
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    Originally posted by longnex
    Thats the least I can do after the blowjob he gave me last night.
    I'm NOT going to Vegas with this guy. I think i'm giving him the wrong idea.... Awkward gay moment on BC

    KAZ

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  • longnex
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    Originally posted by jcindaville


    Does he swallow
    I wouldnt be making him breakfast if he didnt.

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by longnex
    Thats the least I can do after the blowjob he gave me last night.



    Does he swallow

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  • Spark
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    Where's the Poker Boy??? He does all the destruction and then passes out ...

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  • longnex
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    Originally posted by KazDog
    Spark can't receive text messages....Only Morse Code

    KAZ
    I sent it Spark with smoke signals. Didnt you get it?

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