A father passing by his son's
bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently
on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and
sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding
real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not
approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle
clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it
with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy
can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son
Pete
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when
it's safe to come home.
COUPE // don't feel bad about stalking,just watched "superman returns" and he does a little stalking also-gotta run buddy-"nashville drift-the fast and furious 4" for big $ starts in 35 minutes.ps-i am the best drifter in tennessee. !!
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