New Book By 2 BC Members

[Lsufan]

"KB & Kaptain's Oklahoma Book
Of Sure-Fire Pick-Up Lines."

The old joins up with the youth
to come up with the best pick-up
lines ever used in Oklahoma!!





1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to check you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

[kbsooner21]

[Spark]

Awesome work Jimmy ....








Quiet day ... Going to move this to main page for a little ...

[vols fan]

As funny as the pickup lines are,the photoshop of Kapt is priceless.That one is flawless Jimmy

[longnex]

As funny as the pickup lines are,the photoshop of Kapt is priceless.That one is flawless Jimmy

Photoshop? What photoshop?

[garth]

here's a preview of the 2d edition:

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pickup truck 'the bed'?

Baby, you're finer than a new set of snow tires!

The fact I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue.

[insidethe8thpol]

Thats fucking funny

[shoeman530]

As usual - great stuff!

[flarendep1]

Awesome Jimmy!

Those look like authentic, undoctored photos to me.

[poskid]

here's a preview of the 2d edition:

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pickup truck 'the bed'?

Baby, you're finer than a new set of snow tires!

The fact I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue.

Dont forget the off shoot book of Your Family Tree, It's just a place to start looking



PK

[baseballdave]

[NEJAKE]

Beautiful!!!!!!!

[Kaptain]

LSU Jimmy

"KB & Kaptain's Oklahoma Book
Of Sure-Fire Pick-Up Lines."

The old joins up with the youth
to come up with the best pick-up
lines ever used in Oklahoma!!





1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to check you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

You are indeed one "sick ass puppy"......

who loves ya Baby....the Kaptain do....

PS----"Love my tatooes"....Being an old salty ass seaman, what'd you expect.....

Notice my "electrican pouch"....ready to go to work.....

[WayneChung]

shucks-MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS !!

[WayneChung]

shucks-MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS !!

"and they still are, it seems.
sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
themselves and their slow-movin' dreams."