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Steven Threet ...
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Smashed Windshield Game Of The Year goes this Saturday … Michigan at Purdue
You’re driving to this game with a friend and before you hit the Stadium you decide to get tuned up first … ( You’ll need to in order to sit through this game ) … so you walk into a bar not knowing that you had accidently left the 2 tickets to the game on your dashboard.
You come back to your car and you find the windshield has been kicked in … and then you see 8 tickets to the game on your dash.
That my friends is the true definition of a “Smashed Windshield “ Game.
Two Shit Teams … Two Shit Coaches … and Two of the Shittiest College QB’s you’ll ever see ….
Prediction: Michigan will win an easy game if two things occur :
1) Rich Rodriguez stops feeding his team from the “ all you can eat halftime burrito buffet “ … (small wonder why The Wolverines shit their pants in the 2nd half of every game … did you ever try doing anything after eating burritos ?)
2) If Joe Tiller addresses his team directly with a halftime speech , The Boils will come back to the field in the 2nd half in a coma from listening to the world’s most boring, tedious , stuttering, lard assed tub of shit ever hatched from a womb.
Serious Prediction … Michigan in an easy game.
Curtis Painter ...
Smashed Windshield Game Of The Year goes this Saturday … Michigan at Purdue
You’re driving to this game with a friend and before you hit the Stadium you decide to get tuned up first … ( You’ll need to in order to sit through this game ) … so you walk into a bar not knowing that you had accidently left the 2 tickets to the game on your dashboard.
You come back to your car and you find the windshield has been kicked in … and then you see 8 tickets to the game on your dash.
That my friends is the true definition of a “Smashed Windshield “ Game.
Two Shit Teams … Two Shit Coaches … and Two of the Shittiest College QB’s you’ll ever see ….
Prediction: Michigan will win an easy game if two things occur :
1) Rich Rodriguez stops feeding his team from the “ all you can eat halftime burrito buffet “ … (small wonder why The Wolverines shit their pants in the 2nd half of every game … did you ever try doing anything after eating burritos ?)
2) If Joe Tiller addresses his team directly with a halftime speech , The Boils will come back to the field in the 2nd half in a coma from listening to the world’s most boring, tedious , stuttering, lard assed tub of shit ever hatched from a womb.
Serious Prediction … Michigan in an easy game.
PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !! 
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