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Shooting From The Hip 10/8/08
Throw Back Uniforms are very silly and they certainly detract from the game ...
But I was thinking … what if Street Gangs all decided to wear throwbacks once a year ?
And instead of this …..
They’d show this look …
this is also … very silly ... and Street Cred will suffer .
Please …. Everyone … Lose the Fruity Throwbacks
ESPN’s “ The Doctor Is In “
Is just one more infantile segment in ESPN’s futile attempt at being somewhat clever.
Two Damn Good Reasons why Dallas can not win this year’s Superbowl …
1) Tony Romo always screws up when it’s all on the line . ( Have you ever seen him do anything else but ? )
2)
Wade Phillips is incapable of formulating any sort of big game plan and when his teams get into quickstand , he just stands there like a freakin’ lump of coal and watches them go down without saying as much as a single word.
( But it’s great for us because we need another Shottenheimer in the post season to put our bankrolls over the top …. OMG how I miss Marty, but I think we’ve just might have found the next best thing. )
PS ... After Dallas loses in the playoffs this year it will finally dawn on T.O. that the root of the problem is that his coach is a playoff Air Ball at the Buzzer , and he’ll immediately storm into to Jerry Jones’ office and scream : “ It’s either me or him .“ … then the fun will start all over again.
College Football’s Mr. Personality
Joe ( “ Gimme 2 Pastramis on Rye and 4 Boilermakers “ ) Tiller
During the Purdue - Penn St last Saturday the announcers were saying that coach Tiller would like to invite Joe Paterno to go fishing sometime and that he likes Joe Pa because they have the same first name.
So I sniffed around and discovered that Tiller’s other frequent fishing buddies include :
Areosmith Guitarist Joe Perry
Seinfeld Villain and Kramer Arch – Nemesis … Crazy Joe Divola
and
Mighty Joe Young …. No … not Joe Frazier … you sick bastids lol .
By The Way Tiller has invited Bettors Chat’s very own SPARK , but The Mod politely declined , telling the coach to “ Go take a walk until your hat floats … you Snapperheaded Fish – Eyed Point Shaving Fool “
The whole world is laughing ….
But it’s no laughing matter … tragically, things have gotten way out of hand …
I’m really at a loss for words to describe this … this . … Thing … this thing who looks just like one of the high school teachers that I fingered after detention class when I was 15 ( and in case you're wondering ... the Pinooch was nice and wet… ) this thing who pops up out of nowhere and then plays the American Public for Complete Idiots.
Have you noticed that she never gives a straight answer to any question … just a cleverly constructed memorized stock response which she could answer to 1000 different questions … Who’s responsible for writing her material … Joan Rivers ?
Now I have a question :
Are Americans really that naive enough to fall for her bullshit ?
Because If they are ( and God I hope they are not ) and she becomes Vice President ( Oh God I tremble just typing this ) … we’ll all be in deeper Doo – Doo than we are now . ( if that’s possible )
BTW … the word is out that she has said : “If elected , my first order of business is to aggressively lobby that Alaska must have a Major League Baseball Franchise.”
When George Steinbrenner was asked to comment, he chortled:
“ What does this Twot have …. farts on her brain ? and frozen ones at that ! Why that’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard … although my signing A-ROD wasn’t too bright either … Little did I know at the time that I was commiting to a 10 year guarantee that The Yankees could not win the World Series … Neil was right … he warned me and then begged and pleaded … but I was too stubborn … YOU JUST CAN’T WIN WITH A-ROD … NO ONE CAN … Now where was I ? Oh The Twot … She’s a Twot … did I mention that already ? So what if I did … she’s still a Twot “
And lastly … ( hopefully for you guys who by now are sick and tired of me saying that The LA Dodgers are going to win it all …. Especially Big Mike )
Did you see the line on The Phils / Dodgers Series ? It’s Even Money !
… even though the home field advantage is with Philadelphia.
This makes me love LA all the more.
I grabbed them at 11 / 1 a while back to go all the way.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with my M.O. … I’ve always hedged parlays or future bets in the past … guaranteeing me a pay day ...
… but this is the one time I will not hedge.
And now I’ll STFU because if I say any more , Big Mike will hunt me down and shove a Louisville Slugger right up my ass - pipe .
All football pick will be posted later on today .
-Neil
Throw Back Uniforms are very silly and they certainly detract from the game ...
But I was thinking … what if Street Gangs all decided to wear throwbacks once a year ?
And instead of this …..
They’d show this look …
this is also … very silly ... and Street Cred will suffer .
Please …. Everyone … Lose the Fruity Throwbacks
************************
ESPN’s “ The Doctor Is In “
Is just one more infantile segment in ESPN’s futile attempt at being somewhat clever.
*****************
Two Damn Good Reasons why Dallas can not win this year’s Superbowl …
1) Tony Romo always screws up when it’s all on the line . ( Have you ever seen him do anything else but ? )
2)
Wade Phillips is incapable of formulating any sort of big game plan and when his teams get into quickstand , he just stands there like a freakin’ lump of coal and watches them go down without saying as much as a single word.
( But it’s great for us because we need another Shottenheimer in the post season to put our bankrolls over the top …. OMG how I miss Marty, but I think we’ve just might have found the next best thing. )
PS ... After Dallas loses in the playoffs this year it will finally dawn on T.O. that the root of the problem is that his coach is a playoff Air Ball at the Buzzer , and he’ll immediately storm into to Jerry Jones’ office and scream : “ It’s either me or him .“ … then the fun will start all over again.
****************
College Football’s Mr. Personality
Joe ( “ Gimme 2 Pastramis on Rye and 4 Boilermakers “ ) Tiller
During the Purdue - Penn St last Saturday the announcers were saying that coach Tiller would like to invite Joe Paterno to go fishing sometime and that he likes Joe Pa because they have the same first name.
So I sniffed around and discovered that Tiller’s other frequent fishing buddies include :
Areosmith Guitarist Joe Perry
Seinfeld Villain and Kramer Arch – Nemesis … Crazy Joe Divola
and
Mighty Joe Young …. No … not Joe Frazier … you sick bastids lol .
By The Way Tiller has invited Bettors Chat’s very own SPARK , but The Mod politely declined , telling the coach to “ Go take a walk until your hat floats … you Snapperheaded Fish – Eyed Point Shaving Fool “
****************
The whole world is laughing ….
But it’s no laughing matter … tragically, things have gotten way out of hand …
I’m really at a loss for words to describe this … this . … Thing … this thing who looks just like one of the high school teachers that I fingered after detention class when I was 15 ( and in case you're wondering ... the Pinooch was nice and wet… ) this thing who pops up out of nowhere and then plays the American Public for Complete Idiots.
Have you noticed that she never gives a straight answer to any question … just a cleverly constructed memorized stock response which she could answer to 1000 different questions … Who’s responsible for writing her material … Joan Rivers ?
Now I have a question :
Are Americans really that naive enough to fall for her bullshit ?
Because If they are ( and God I hope they are not ) and she becomes Vice President ( Oh God I tremble just typing this ) … we’ll all be in deeper Doo – Doo than we are now . ( if that’s possible )
BTW … the word is out that she has said : “If elected , my first order of business is to aggressively lobby that Alaska must have a Major League Baseball Franchise.”
When George Steinbrenner was asked to comment, he chortled:
“ What does this Twot have …. farts on her brain ? and frozen ones at that ! Why that’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard … although my signing A-ROD wasn’t too bright either … Little did I know at the time that I was commiting to a 10 year guarantee that The Yankees could not win the World Series … Neil was right … he warned me and then begged and pleaded … but I was too stubborn … YOU JUST CAN’T WIN WITH A-ROD … NO ONE CAN … Now where was I ? Oh The Twot … She’s a Twot … did I mention that already ? So what if I did … she’s still a Twot “
******************
And lastly … ( hopefully for you guys who by now are sick and tired of me saying that The LA Dodgers are going to win it all …. Especially Big Mike )
Did you see the line on The Phils / Dodgers Series ? It’s Even Money !
… even though the home field advantage is with Philadelphia.
This makes me love LA all the more.
I grabbed them at 11 / 1 a while back to go all the way.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with my M.O. … I’ve always hedged parlays or future bets in the past … guaranteeing me a pay day ...
… but this is the one time I will not hedge.
And now I’ll STFU because if I say any more , Big Mike will hunt me down and shove a Louisville Slugger right up my ass - pipe .
All football pick will be posted later on today .
-Neil
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