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Yesterday at the practice range I took a break to enjoy a smoke
The fellow in the booth next to me turned around and started in :
Him: “Why are you smoking ? Don’t you know how bad it is for you ? “
Me: ( I said nothing … just kept puffing )
Him: “ It’s bad for your lungs and heart and everything else “
Me: ( ignored him )
Him: “ and what about the people around you … don’t you care about that ? “
Me: ( continued to ignore him )
Him: “ and it makes your clothes smell and gives you lines and wrinkles on your face … “
This guy wouldn’t stop so I had to acknowledge him …
Me: “ Oh Yeah ??? … my grandfather lived to be 104 years old “
Him: “That’s amazing … was he a smoker ? “
Me: “ Nope … he minded his own fucking business “
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Things are definitely looking brighter for The Lions …
William Clay Ford , apparently tired of taking it way up the ass pipe by Matt Millen in Ford’s own pick up truck, which by the way is a Dodge Dakota , finally kicked Millen’s fat ass curbside.
No one knows this but come next week Millen’s replacement will be …
Frida Pushnick, 54 , of Grand Rapids , Michigan.
Pushnick’s credentials are indeed impressive and here is a partial list of her stunning achievements :
- She is a part – time manicurist over at Wun Hung Lo ‘s Fantasy Nails in Windsor , Ontario. (really a front for a massage joint upstairs.)
- She wears pants – suits exclusively designed and made for her by none other than Andy Reid’s tailor , Sidney Feinstein.
- She served time in the military and in 1974 was sent to fight in Khartoum. Eight months later it dawned on her that there was no war going on there.
- She once had a brief but fiery affair with former WWE Champion and manager , the late Classy Freddy Blassie.
- She loves pizza with “the works “
- She once asked her dentist what she could do because her teeth were yellowing … The Doctor told her to wear a Brown Neck Tie
- She’s married to a Bronco … not an athlete from Denver but an actual horse.
Good Luck Frida … we’re all sure you’ll win more than the Dummy
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Yeah she’s got that Big Old Country Club Swing ….
Which always break down under pressure …
Not even Telekinesis can help her
Mechanical Michelle Wie can not win a golf tournament because she does not play with her heart and soul. Her decision making both on and off the golf course flat out stinks. She took the money at a very young age when she was full of promise … and since becoming wealthy has not fulfilled her end of the deal.
She should not be playing professional golf because at best she’s a very good amateur.
But she continues to hang around, collecting handsome appearance fees , going through the motions with half – ass performances , always at the expense of other golfers who are more deserving to play , but can not because Wie is occupying their spot on the tourney roster.
When the going got tough this poor imbalanced soul grabs hold of her wrist … sheds crocodile tears …
Then quit tournaments that others are dying to participate in.
So the question becomes … why is she even allowed to play on television?
Hmmmmmmmm ......
PS
Recently she was forced to return to Qualifying school to earn the right to again play with the ladies … I’m betting she’ll fail the golfing and written exams miserably … put she’ll pass the Oral with flying colors
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NCAA Picks for Week 5
Thursday Night : Regular on Tulane –18 to roll SMU
Friday Night: Regular on U Connecticut +4 over Louisville
Saturday’s Games:
Top Plays:
New Mexico St + 4 over New Mexico
Michigan +6 over Wisconsin
Alabama +7 to defeat Georgia
Iowa – 8 over Northwestern
Tennessee +6 over Auburn
Stanford + 4 over Washington
Opinions:
Mississippi St. +25 over LSU ( who will probably not be so sky high for this one after sticking Auburn last week )
Temple + 4 over Western Michigan
Indiana +8 over Michigan St.
Northern Illinois – 6 over Eastern Michigan
Nebraska – 7 over Virginia Tech
UCLA + 7 over Fresno
Oklahoma at –17 looks real strong over a pretty good TCU team. This one should be a beating but it all depends on Coach Stoops’ Agenda.
You know where I stand on the FSU and Illinois games.
Best of Luck
-CB
With u tonite on Tulane, also love Iowa. Good luck!
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