Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

What's up Tech?

[tech fan]

morning buddy

[kbsooner21]

Morning all

[BettorsChat]

WOW...3 days without a post in here...

Yeah, where have you been?

Kaz is sulking again

[Meg30]

WOW...3 days without a post in here...

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

[insidethe8thpol]

Here's the cure:

Go to Hardees, get a sausage, egg, and cheese bisquet. When you eat it, the bisquets are so dry, when they hit your stomach they will absorb all remaining intoxants. The sausage, cheese, and egg, will cause one more violent expulsion which will make you check the toilet for your nuts. Follow that with 4 oz of 7-up and your good for the day!!!


Yours Truly,

Dr. Club

Just go out have 3 or 4 of what you were drinking last night. Take a nap and start all over again. Repeat this process for 4 to 6 months and the next time you see your doctor, he'll be asking you if you want onions on the liver he is about to remove

[kbsooner21]

Doesn't sound like a half bad idea

[ToDaClub]

I'm so fucking hurting

Here's the cure:

Go to Hardees, get a sausage, egg, and cheese bisquet. When you eat it, the bisquets are so dry, when they hit your stomach they will absorb all remaining intoxants. The sausage, cheese, and egg, will cause one more violent expulsion which will make you check the toilet for your nuts. Follow that with 4 oz of 7-up and your good for the day!!!


Yours Truly,

Dr. Club

[kbsooner21]

I'm so fucking hurting

[jcindaville]

Morning Montel.....Why do you have a Patriot avatar? Brady married Gisele, so you need to remove him from your list of hot single guys.

KAZ

[jcindaville]

I thought Oklahoma's liquor laws were fucked up. I'm staying at the Marriott City Center in downtown Salt Lake. I go to the bar. "Do you have a membership?"
"No".
"Are you a hotel guest?"
'yes'.
"OK, please fill out this membership".
"OK",
"What would you like?"
"You have Ketel One?"
"Sure do."
"I'll have a dry Ketel martini up."
"I have to warn you that it will be a small martini since it's a one-ounce pour.".
"Is that the law?"
"Yes, no way around it."
"Can I have a double?"
"No, sorry, not possible. Everything is metered."
"How much will a one-oz martini run me?"
"about $9".
"for a one-oz pour?!!!' That's 2/3 of a shot!
gave him the same sign I give the blackjack dealer when I'm going to stand. "I don't blame you.", the bartender says. I don't mind paying $10 or $12 bucks for a martini that has 3 oz of top-shelf vodka.

...but, I can order a 375 ml bottle of vodka from room service, albeit Absolut. How much sense does that make? I did that, cost me $30 + tag, title and tax, but that was for 12.5 oz, so $40/12.5 is not 9. Fuck Joseph Smith and his 42 wives. Mormons are worse than the Baptists...sorry if any of you are Baptists.... or Mormons.

Well Utah is now off of my list of places to visit

[KazDog]

Morning Everyone

Including

Morning Montel.....Why do you have a Patriot avatar? Brady married Gisele, so you need to remove him from your list of hot single guys.

KAZ

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

Including

[insidethe8thpol]

Need to mark down Salt Lake City as one place I will never visit

Morning all!

You would think this state would have sympathy for the man. After all, with more than 1 wife, you need to be fucked up all the time to listen to all that bitching and moaning.