A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'
So the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked,
'God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes,
or am I black with white stripes?'
God simply replied 'You are what you are.'
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him,
'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'
The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.'
The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'
'Because,' said St Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes,
God would have said, 'You is what you is..'
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Actually got out and went to the bar...Originally posted by ToDaClub View PostMorning KB, watch the game last night or did it get too late?
struggling today. Amazing how quickly you fall out of shape
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Yeah !!! We had a great time together KB !! Its a good thing I helped you with that test because you werent putting Uranus where my mouth was !!Originally posted by kbsooner21 View PostNot too bad, got to sweat out another Oklahoma game
Had an astronomy test Saturday morning
Caught a little bit of the Great State Fair
signed,
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Not too bad, got to sweat out another Oklahoma game
Had an astronomy test Saturday morning
Caught a little bit of the Great State Fair
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Awesome, this is by far my favorite time of year. Weather is so comfortable, no mosquitos, normally very little wind, and football. Only bad part is what follows.How bout yours?
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Hey JC, I've seen you lurking for a long time now, come on post! Don't be afraid, we are just a bunch of guys having some fun.
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