How did you know??????Did you have a camera in my condo.????? I banged a hot black chick that was on her knees shaking that ass while I beat that ass up. Good God that ass was moving like you wouldn't believe
Vols has a new pick up line that works every time! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of his league a woman might be, this line is a winner and Vols always end up in bed with them.
Here's how it goes, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
KB had just come out of the store with two porterhouse steaks, a jumbo sausage, a bag of chips, and a 6-pack of beer. A homeless man sat there and said,
"I haven't eaten for two days." KB told him, "I wish I had your will power."
Wanted to take off work tomorrow to play golf..couldn't figure out how to swing it though...both literally and figuratively. I'd end up skipping holes while answering emails or talking on the iphone.
Definitely going to play Saturday if this forecast plays out.
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