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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by bryce View Post
    Ez KB I'll will paint a sooner helmet on the bottom of my toilet and really jinx your team!
    I'll will paint? Wow, were you born in Georgia?

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  • bryce
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    Ez KB I'll will paint a sooner helmet on the bottom of my toilet and really jinx your team!

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  • ToDaClub
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    Spark

    As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Joe "Spark" Schlumberg is such a person:










    THIS IS QUOTED FROM JOE:

    "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
    Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

    Joe should be an inspiration to us all.

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  • ToDaClub
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    Morning guys, -3:35 to tee time, current temp 27. May have to put on long underwear to get that first 18 in this year.

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  • vols fan
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    Originally posted by vols fan View Post
    KB, you my not bubba but I laughed my ass of at this post by club. That's worth 50 points so it's 50-0 club right now. I EXPECT this to be tied by tomorrow morning
    That should read " you my boy bubba" but for some reason my phone changed it to " you my not bubba". That sounds like someone from North Dakota

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  • vols fan
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    I just realized, if you get rid of the s, your kboner
    KB, you my not bubba but I laughed my ass of at this post by club. That's worth 50 points so it's 50-0 club right now. I EXPECT this to be tied by tomorrow morning

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  • kbsooner21
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    Originally posted by bryce View Post
    Quit using them big words like digress!
    Maybe the owner put it there so everyone would piss on the helmet?

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  • garth
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    Originally posted by bryce View Post
    Quit using them big words like digress!
    Maybe the owner put it there so everyone would piss on the helmet?
    That's exactly why he put it there. That's why it's so funny.

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  • bryce
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    Originally posted by garth View Post
    May have told this story before....but a couple of years ago my wife and I were on vacation in Hilton Head, SC. We ate lunch one day at this little hole-in-the-wall Italian joint whose proprietor was obviously an Ohio St. Fuckeye fanatic. Had memorabilia all over the walls, etc. Had an outstanding meatball sandwich...but I digress...I went to the mens' room and at the bottom of the toilet bowl was painted a perfect Michigan blue and gold football helmet. Cracked me up.
    Quit using them big words like digress!
    Maybe the owner put it there so everyone would piss on the helmet?

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  • garth
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    Bryce, are you an Ohio State fan? Being from Ohio, you must appreciate the double bird to the Michigan player as much as i do.
    May have told this story before....but a couple of years ago my wife and I were on vacation in Hilton Head, SC. We ate lunch one day at this little hole-in-the-wall Italian joint whose proprietor was obviously an Ohio St. Fuckeye fanatic. Had memorabilia all over the walls, etc. Had an outstanding meatball sandwich...but I digress...I went to the mens' room and at the bottom of the toilet bowl was painted a perfect Michigan blue and gold football helmet. Cracked me up.

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  • garth
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    I'm pretty sure I've said it before, but It's so flat here that I can watch my dog run away from home for three days.
    You did say that, but it's still pretty funny. When I drive across western Oklahoma or west Texas, I'm always amazed when I can discern the curvature of the Earth. The people who have deep roots out there love it because of the wide open spaces. I gotta have a few trees and hills.

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  • bryce
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    I just realized, if you get rid of the s, your kboner

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  • bryce
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    Bryce, are you an Ohio State fan? Being from Ohio, you must appreciate the double bird to the Michigan player as much as i do.
    If they win me money I love them!
    If they loose me money not so much


    Does that answer it?

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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by insidethe8thpol View Post
    Is this what the Mexicans consider a "COCK" fight ??
    Call it whatever you want, but I ain't walking into a bar with a boner!

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  • insidethe8thpol
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    Can't happen. The boner has been banned
    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    Bitch please...
    Is this what the Mexicans consider a "COCK" fight ??

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