Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

Morning dudes, put some fertilizer down on mine already Club

[ToDaClub]

Morning all, spotted a blade of green grass in my lawn this weekend!!

[vols fan]

Sup Vols

Whats up bubba. Damn both kids have been sick since Wednesday morning so been a little rough for ole single dad vols trucks tonight and nationwide tomorrow. It's better than nothing

[kbsooner21]

Sup Vols

[vols fan]

Good stuff

[kbsooner21]

[ToDaClub]

KB's last 18 hours


5 PM Thursday Punch out, do a couple minnies in rush hour traffic on the way to the home.

6 PM Throw a box of Pizza Rolls in the microwave/ crack a Bud and let the dog out.

6:15 Stop microwave, accidently set it for 30 minutes instead of 3. Feed the dog over nuked pizza rolls, do a straight shot of Vodka with a bud chaser, call dominos.

7:00 Finish large 10 meat pizza, check bettorscat to see who has what picks, call book, put in bets, slams 2 more buds, stocks pockets with minnies for the ride to the bar. Head down I35 to his favorite watering hole

7:30 Arrive at bar, all patrons turn and yell KayyyBeeeee!!!! Bartender says whats shaking Mr Sooner? KB replys "4 cheeks and 2 chins!"

11:00 KB's girlfriend calls, Asks where he's at? KB reply's "Maundy Thursday church service" Girlfriend blushes, she's so proud of her boy. KB buys a round for the bar, he's so proud he could still talk without the marble mouth this late at night, decides he needs to do some more shooters.

2:00 AM KB's cab shows up, (standing order at 2 AM) takes him home where he signs on to bettorschat and harrases everyone still signed on at that time.IE TechFan...passes out in the Lazy boy chair with a half empty Bud and a bag of Cheetos.

11 AM Wakes up, Piss everywhere, can't decide if he did it or if it was the dog, decides to kick the dog. Cracks a beer, and signs on to BC.

[kbsooner21]

Let's see, 2:18 am. I'm guessing KB doesn't work today.

Nothing gets by you

[garth]

Morning Garth, Happy Easter to you and your family.

back at ya, Club. Good morning.

[ToDaClub]

Morning Garth, Happy Easter to you and your family.

[garth]

Let's see, 2:18 am. I'm guessing KB doesn't work today.

If he does, his productivity may be a little off.

[ToDaClub]

Chilling on a dirt road

Let's see, 2:18 am. I'm guessing KB doesn't work today.

[kbsooner21]

Chilling on a dirt road

[ToDaClub]

This is funny

[kbsooner21]

Barkley and Kenny the Jet crack me up on TNT