Morning guys, short story for ya,
I was leaving a convenience store with my morning coffee yesterday when I noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
I couldn't stand the curiosity. I respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
I inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between us.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
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You claim he needs a hug. I don't blame him for saying what he has. It's not like you guys have ground breaking news. It's the same old shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
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Bout 6 ribs. No beers yesterday. Big boys in town. Think I had enough Monday nightOriginally posted by ToDaClub View PostMorning guys, KB tell us how many ribs and beers you had yesterday!
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Morning guys, KB tell us how many ribs and beers you had yesterday!
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Body parts that Monte was paying me to get rid of.Originally posted by insidethe8thpol View PostI see that you have had alot of time to hit the beaches still
2 questions :
What the hell is in the plastic bag??
Where the hell is your other suspender ??
The one suspender is actually a tatoo.
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