Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[shoeman530]

[QUOTE=ToDaClub;1945504Morning boys. Hey shoe, Garth will buy you a beer, just look for him at the game, he will be in a red Oklahoma shirt! [/QUOTE]

Thanks - I'll make sure to look for him...

[shoeman530]

I'll be there, Shoe. Going to Austin Friday, then to Waco Saturday. Any recommendations on bars or restaurants in Waco?

George's Bar - Good Food/Cold Beer. It is close to campus but will be very crowded before and after.

There are numerous restaurants and bars downtown that are fairly new in the past fews years. I don't spend too much time down there with the exception of the fall. Mostly tailgating before/after the game and then to the hotel.

[ToDaClub]

The good news is I'm not in Minot, 2 degrees there! Balmy 14 here, may have to jump the snow fences and get in a quick 9.


Morning boys. Hey shoe, Garth will buy you a beer, just look for him at the game, he will be in a red Oklahoma shirt!

[vols fan]

One of the old geezers is probably digging his car out from the blizzard

[kbsooner21]

Morning vols and geezers

[vols fan]

Morning y'all

[garth]

KB - got a couple of extra tickets this weekend if you want to make the trip to Waco.

I'll be there, Shoe. Going to Austin Friday, then to Waco Saturday. Any recommendations on bars or restaurants in Waco?

[kbsooner21]

I wonder if anyone has ever really pissed on their bookies face?

JC

[vols fan]

I wonder if anyone has ever really pissed on their bookies face?

[vols fan]

Got a surprise 30th bday party for one of my life long friends Saturday afternoon I'm committed to already. Thanks for the offer though bud

30th b-day and life long doesn't belong in the same sentence.


Signed,
Spark

[kbsooner21]

KB - got a couple of extra tickets this weekend if you want to make the trip to Waco.

Got a surprise 30th bday party for one of my life long friends Saturday afternoon I'm committed to already. Thanks for the offer though bud

[shoeman530]

KB - got a couple of extra tickets this weekend if you want to make the trip to Waco.

[kbsooner21]

The last 2 are great

[longnex]

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that..... 2:30am?
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.


Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know?
He says "The sex is the same but the laundry is building up!"


I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."


I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.


My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.


Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ass! Do you think I should change dentists?


A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."


I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening. "


The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.

[kbsooner21]

Congrats JC