Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[vols fan]

6:00 in the evening Dec 22 and it's 70 degrees,90% humidity and tornado watches and warnings all around us. This has been the craziest December I have ever seen.

[ToDaClub]

This is a word to the wise for all my friends. I would like to share an experience with you, it has to do
with drinking and driving. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years.
The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much beer, and knowing
full well that I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. Believe it or not, I took a bus home.
Yes, a bus. I arrived home safely and without incident. This was really a surprise to me since I have
never driven a bus before.

[ToDaClub]

Just your average Thursday morning, told the wife I was gonna have a couple beers after work yesterday, yadda yadda yadda, got home at midnight

After 29 years, wonder if she thinks I will be home by 6 or 7

[kbsooner21]

Whats up peeps?

[ToDaClub]

Priceless!

[longnex]

A Touching Christmastime Story

A married couple had been out shopping at the **** for most of the
afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where
the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond
Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time
and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.

[ToDaClub]

Morning guys. Well it's official, global warming has taken over. Christmas this Sunday, we have no snow, and its gonna be mid 40's. While that doesn't seem so good to most of you, we are normally hovering around 0 for our highs this time of year. Nice to see the blizzards to the south of us.

[10DimeBry]

I'm gonna send you a XXL coat. If it's too big, give it to your girlfriend and I will send you an XL.

KP has a girlfriend? what's his name?

[vols fan]

I'm gonna send you a XXL coat. If it's too big, give it to your girlfriend and I will send you an XL.

OMG!!!

You just opened up the door for a days full of todasooner jokes now.

[ToDaClub]

Stocking cap

I'm gonna send you a XXL coat. If it's too big, give it to your girlfriend and I will send you an XL.

[KazDog]

I can't get the record labels to quit calling since the video went viral

It's viral alright, like a disease!

KAZ

[kbsooner21]

Trust me, it's two minutes of your life you'll never get back. I played it on speakerphone and my cats haven't come out from hiding since. A piece of glass on my coffee table imploded.



KAZ

I can't get the record labels to quit calling since the video went viral

[ToDaClub]

Trust me, it's two minutes of your life you'll never get back. I played it on speakerphone and my cats haven't come out from hiding since. A piece of glass on my coffee table imploded.



KAZ

All true, however, it's funny as hell!!!!

[KazDog]

Forward please

Trust me, it's two minutes of your life you'll never get back. I played it on speakerphone and my cats haven't come out from hiding since. A piece of glass on my coffee table imploded.



KAZ

[kbsooner21]

Stocking cap