Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

Morning Fan!

[Lsufan]

Good Morning Inmates!

[jcindaville]

A Lesson in Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.


This ends today's lesson.

Omg

Lol

So sad but true!!

[ToDaClub]

A Lesson in Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.


This ends today's lesson.

[ToDaClub]

Morning guys, no golf today.. probably just go to BWW and play golden tee.

[jcindaville]

Got this one this morning





From: Ms. Carman L. Lapointe..
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From: Ms. Carman L. Lapointe.
UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES
Internal Audit,Monitoring,Consulting And Investigations Division.

Attention:

My name is Ms. Carman L. Lapointe, from the United Nations. It is a distinct pleasure to write you again. As you are well aware many foreigners have invested thousands of United States Dollars into Nigeria transactions in Hopeless Dreams to have none of them become a reality.

Right now, as directed by our secretary general Mr.Ban Ki-Moon, We have agreed with the Nigeria Government that US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) would be paid to you through the Western Union Money Transfer Via special arrangement as first installment.

This is to enable you have enough funds to pay for the Tax Clearance and bank charges before you will receive the balance of US$10.4M (Ten Million Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only). Please take note that you will pay US$185 only, being Notarization fee and this is the only financial obligation that you will undertake to receive the US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) through the Western Union Money Transfer.

Lastly,i will like you to reconfirm your information to me such as your full name, address and telephone number so that I will process with your Western Union Money Transfer within the next 24 hrs and the transaction information will be released to you.

I await your response for further proceedings.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
E-mail: [email protected]
{Under-Secretary-General}

I get that shit daily
Who the fuck responds to them???

Prolly Liberals looking for free shit

[jcindaville]

Morning all. FUCK the Braves

Threw a 5 teamer out there last night and hit 4 and the Braves suck a dick.

Would have been a 656 dollar winner

Sorry bro

[jcindaville]

How in the fuck is Obama -340

Damn, we are done as a nation

[kbsooner21]

Morning all. FUCK the Braves

Threw a 5 teamer out there last night and hit 4 and the Braves suck a dick.

Would have been a 656 dollar winner

[Spark]

Dad to Son…
A boy comes home from school at 7 pm; His dad says, "Where were you?"
"I was with Jessica," He replied.
"What were you doing?"
"We were studying."
After picking a snack off the table the son says, "These fishcakes are great."
Dad replies, "Wash your hands son; they're fucking donuts."

[ToDaClub]

Nice Spark, see ya in the Caymen Islands!!

[Spark]

I got a call Friday and Saturday, from Jamaica. The caller was from UPS saying he had a BMW and over $250K for me to be delivered. But I must first get him a customer receipt number. This number could be found by scratching the back of a Green Dot Cash Pack Scratch Back pre-paid Visa card. The cost was only $200.00

I told him to deliver the car first and we could both go to the store and get the number from Visa. Fuckin' crooks!

Got this one this morning





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From: Ms. Carman L. Lapointe.
UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES
Internal Audit,Monitoring,Consulting And Investigations Division.

Attention:

My name is Ms. Carman L. Lapointe, from the United Nations. It is a distinct pleasure to write you again. As you are well aware many foreigners have invested thousands of United States Dollars into Nigeria transactions in Hopeless Dreams to have none of them become a reality.

Right now, as directed by our secretary general Mr.Ban Ki-Moon, We have agreed with the Nigeria Government that US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) would be paid to you through the Western Union Money Transfer Via special arrangement as first installment.

This is to enable you have enough funds to pay for the Tax Clearance and bank charges before you will receive the balance of US$10.4M (Ten Million Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only). Please take note that you will pay US$185 only, being Notarization fee and this is the only financial obligation that you will undertake to receive the US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) through the Western Union Money Transfer.

Lastly,i will like you to reconfirm your information to me such as your full name, address and telephone number so that I will process with your Western Union Money Transfer within the next 24 hrs and the transaction information will be released to you.

I await your response for further proceedings.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
E-mail: [email protected]
{Under-Secretary-General}

[ToDaClub]

I got a call Friday and Saturday, from Jamaica. The caller was from UPS saying he had a BMW and over $250K for me to be delivered. But I must first get him a customer receipt number. This number could be found by scratching the back of a Green Dot Cash Pack Scratch Back pre-paid Visa card. The cost was only $200.00

I told him to deliver the car first and we could both go to the store and get the number from Visa. Fuckin' crooks!

Ya but mine is real

[Lsufan]

Should have called me YOF .... could have saved you some of your Social Security money.

[Lsufan]

Just got a letter from an attorney in Barcelona Spain, (Mr Pinto Soto) Asset Manager for Banco Guipuzcoano. I guess I have a relative who died there and he has 12.5 million he needs to get to me.


Just sent my boss my two weeks notice and told him where to jump!!!

I got a call Friday and Saturday, from Jamaica. The caller was from UPS saying he had a BMW and over $250K for me to be delivered. But I must first get him a customer receipt number. This number could be found by scratching the back of a Green Dot Cash Pack Scratch Back pre-paid Visa card. The cost was only $200.00

I told him to deliver the car first and we could both go to the store and get the number from Visa. Fuckin' crooks!