I need an update on how he is doing this morning. How did he sleep? Did he stay up as late as us? Did he get a good breakfast in?
10:45 Went to sleep
5:30 Woke up
5:35 First Smoke
5:45 Took a shit.
6:00 Breakfast
6:10 2nd Smoke
6:20 Banged the maid
6:21 Shower (He doesn't believe in foreplay with the hired help)
6:45 3rd Smoke read the Wall Street Journal
7:00 Leave for work
7:15 Arrived at work
7:20 Banged the receptionist
7:35 4th Smoke
7:45 Met with Gov to discuss PAC contributions
8:00 Called the pilot to make sure the Gulf Stream was ready for trip to Las Vegas for the fight on Saturday. (ring side seats)
8:10 5th Smoke
8:25 Sent receptionist to store to get more smokes.
8:40 Checked with me to see if I have the picks for the Derby.
8:41 Calls some friends in Itally to have them go break some legs of an electrician in Kentucky for not giving out Mikes picks.
Hell is freezing over I'm sure of it Garth. Stros in 1st, Cubbies looking good in 2nd. I just might be interested in baseball until June this year
My brother and I are probably the only 2 Astros fans outside a 100 mile radius of Houston. We may trek down to Houston this summer since the Astros are never on TV. FS Oklahoma carries mostly Rangers games. You're right though, KB, something is definitely out of balance with the world right now with the Cubs and Stros playing well.
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