Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[10DimeBry]

Dimer


Glad Duke shoved that deep in your fat ass

Too bad I had under which lost in 3rd qtr. So I didn't get screwed.

[kbsooner21]

Dimer


Glad Duke shoved that deep in your fat ass

[jcindaville]

Dimer


Glad Duke shoved that deep in your fat ass

[10DimeBry]

Well I don't know why I came here tonight? I gotta feeling somethin ain't right.

[10DimeBry]

Omfg

I'm crying

[ToDaClub]

[baseballdave]

When you are over sixty who gives a tinker’s damn?

This jackass looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

***********

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there, instead of you."


*********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, “Yesterday."

***********

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

***********

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
***********

[10DimeBry]

Gee I wonder if Kaz has this weekend marked down in his calendar for a sausagefest in new Orleans?
I hope you guys gave him a heads up...or in this case a heads down.

[kbsooner21]

Dave to the left of me .....
longnex to the right .....
Here jc is ....
Stuck in the middle with lube

[baseballdave]

Dave to the left of me .....
longnex to the right .....
Here jc is ....
Stuck in the middle with lube

That is why they call this the "Big Easy" !!!

[10DimeBry]

Dave to the left of me .....
longnex to the right .....
Here jc is ....
Stuck in the middle with lube

[baseballdave]

I guess the more important question is who is responsible for renforcing that bed?

Don't worry about that !!! We ALWAys reinforce or beds down here in the Big Easy !!
Bring on the Newbie !!!

[ToDaClub]

Dimer is a dick

See, it's posts like this that kill a thread. Cause who could argue????

[jcindaville]

Dimer is a dick

[10DimeBry]

I guess the more important question is who is responsible for renforcing that bed?