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  • jcindaville
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    Customer Question
    Subject: Medical advice


    how wide can the anus stretch and what should I do because my anal muscle seems to be unable to close again. I recently used some very wide things and my muscle seems stuck at that diameter. My anal sphincter protudes between my buttocks and it is embarassing.

    Optional Information:
    Gender: Male
    Age: 50
    Location Kenner LA
    Occupation AAU Coach and T-Shirt salesman
    Name : Dave ********



    Doctors response:

    Thanks for your reply, David.

    But you did not mention about your bowel movements. (constipation, blood in stool).
    If you have incontinence, you probably will require immediate surgical repair of the anal sphincter. If you do not have any such problem, youprobably have developed "anal fissure" or tear of the anal mucosa involving the internal anal spincter.(the external anal spincter being normal).

    I understand what you are going through right now, but you will have to consult a doctor (GP or surgeon). A confirmed diagnosis cannot be made until the area is examined. Treatment will depend upon the results of the examination. Conservative management should suffice.

    I hope my answer is helpful to you. For accepting the answer, please press the "GREEN ACCEPT" button.
    I would be highly obliged for a POSITIVE FEEDBACK and BONUS from you.
    Last edited by jcindaville; 04-25-2013, 01:56 PM.

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  • jcindaville
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    The female sphincter can open to 75 times its normal size.

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  • 10DimeBry
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    Club did you notice the CBOE is not trading today. Some sort of electronic problem.

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  • kbsooner21
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    Anteaters prefer termites over ants

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  • ToDaClub
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    The name Oklahoma is from the Choctaw Indian words "okla" meaning people and "humma" meaning red.

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  • kbsooner21
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    Dairy cows produce more milk when listening to music

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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by KBsooners Liver View Post
    for the love of god please dont send kb any cash. I'm a couple drinks away from shutting down for good.

    save me!!!!!!


    Damm I miss this guy, Why did he get banned?????

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by 10DimeBry View Post
    I'm gonna look just like that in like 10 years.


    regards,

    kb

    Lol

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  • 10DimeBry
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    Just had breakfast with some of the guys I was out with, they stayed out til 2. Wow, now I know what I normally look like on Thursday mornings,
    I'm gonna look just like that in like 40yrs.


    regards,

    kb

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  • ToDaClub
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    Just had breakfast with some of the guys I was out with, they stayed out til 2. Wow, now I know what I normally look like on Thursday mornings,

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  • kbsooner21
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    The Dawg is up early

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  • Ldawg
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    I'd have gotten back in the car and went back to the bar
    I'd have gotten back in the car and gone back out for some KimChee
    Or a tamale.....
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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    I'd have gotten back in the car and went back to the bar. Would've gotten fallen down drunk and then went back home and demanded ANAL!

    I like how you think KB!

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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    I'd have gotten back in the car and went back to the bar




    For some reason, I believe you

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  • kbsooner21
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    Even when you are married, no means no.
    I'd have gotten back in the car and went back to the bar

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