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FEB 19TH-as i set and chopped up the beautiful little particles of peruvian flake into a finer and finer powder-my heart started racing with anticipation and marvin started thumping against my chest in a joyful throb !! -
there's only one kind of snow worth fucking with-BLOW-WOOOOOOOOOO-IRONCHUNG IN DA HOUSE !!Leave a comment:
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Good Morning Fat Boys!
Here's a little something for all of you
still shoveling snow!
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER
December 8 - 6:00 PM
Ah. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our drinks and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white covering every inch of the landscape. Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. This afternoon the snowplow came along and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!
December 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor, Bob, tells me not to worry - we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14
Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so much.
December 15
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for my wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. My wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska!
December 16
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my behind in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like crazy. My wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17
Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at my wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought that wood stove, but I won't admit it to her. Man, I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20
Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. Shoveling took all day. The darn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy. I think they're lying.
Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying.
Bob says I HAVE TO shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to use the bathroom. By the time I got undressed, took care of business and dressed again, I was already tired. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck, but he says he's too busy. I think he’s lying.
December 23
Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. My wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she ask me a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.
December 24
Snow is packed so hard by the snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the fellow who drives that plow, I'll beat him with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws snow where I've just been! Tonight my wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the snowplow.
December 25
Merry...Grr...Christmas! 20 more inches of the slop tonight - Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. The snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him with my shovel. HA!! My wife says I have a bad attitude.
December 26
Still snowed in. Why the heck did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27
Pipes froze. Plumber came after 14 hours and charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.
December 28
Still snowed in. Wife is driving me crazy!!!
December 29
10 more inches. Bob says I should shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30
Roof caved in. Snowplow driver is suing me for a million dollars. Wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.
December 31
I set fire to what's left of the house.Leave a comment:
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Shoot me an e-mailOriginally posted by KazDog View PostWell, he tried to not post in that as well, and wanted me to post his plays, but I gave him so much grief, he decided it was better if he just did it on his own.
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Well, he tried to not post in that as well, and wanted me to post his plays, but I gave him so much grief, he decided it was better if he just did it on his own.Originally posted by BettorsChat View PostGaydo? I know he rides nex jock/nuts. Shit he aint going to get any from nex though
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Gaydo? I know he rides nex jock/nuts. Shit he aint going to get any from nex thoughOriginally posted by KazDog View Post
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Tell Nex to start posting againOriginally posted by KazDog View PostDo I call what fun? Troll tracking? ....Of course!
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You call that fun?Originally posted by KazDog View PostStick around big fella, the fun's just starting....
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