Its Time Guys .... Everyone Please Read !!!

[deltaforce]

We cant let this thread end Fellows lets make this National Doggy Style day.. I met this lovely long lady beauty who can throw her legs over the back of her head. Lets say this make for some fun pounding. I get on it and pound and pound just call HERBIE the Energizer Bunny he goes and goes and never stops going oh i love it

You realize you told a bunch of men you like a couple fingers in "YOUR" ass and told them the name of your cock!!

[TheRook]

This thread is priceless.

[vols fan]

All Time Classic Thread,started out as a joke
Now were on assholes where JC likes to poke
DeltaForce is a newbie but fitting in real well
Knowles likes 2 fingers in his ass,that I would not tell
Chado went crazy and should have got the ban
He needs to get some ass even if it's from a man
JC thinks he's gay and I'm starting to agree
Chado tell the truth,do you squat to pee
GG can get you laid,just try to stay the course
And one day you will be like my new hero,Deltaforce

[Lsufan]

I will not be going near my GF's ass or anyone elses after these stories. I also do not want any chick "pig knuckling" me while she is giving me a "rusty trombone" either.

I was told it is great sex by people now no less than 2 people here admitted to "live rounds" falling out of the chamber. Another member had shit on his dick. I can not imagine that the smell was pleasant. Like i said I fingered my chick (who is hot) in the ass....and when i was down there licking the pussy pulled the finger out and that little "puff of stink" hit my nose.
From now on I am not going to play in uncharted waters. I also do not want anywhere near my hairy ass. If some chick tries to finger that she is disgusting.

I was going to go have some link sauasages for breakfast, but on second thought will just make a bowl of cereal....and no, not cocoa puffs!!

You guys are freaks!!

Force is Out Of Control!!!!!

Bwahahahahaha

[TheRook]

All Time Classic Thread,started out as a joke
Now were on assholes where JC likes to poke
DeltaForce is a newbie but fitting in real well
Knowles likes 2 fingers in his ass,that I would not tell
Chado went crazy and should have got the ban
He needs to get some ass even if it's from a man
JC thinks he's gay and I'm starting to agree
Chado tell the truth,do you squat to pee
GG can get you laid,just try to stay the course
And one day you will be like my new hero,Deltaforce

LMFAO

Well done!!!

[knowlez]

Oh I didnt like it that much but this bitch was a crazy fuck who got carried away and banged my finster muscle... Delta how was ur cereal or did you try the sausage link

[knowlez]

LMFAO

Well done!!!

This is good stuff I bet Chado wishes this thread would end But its good to laugh

[Lsufan]

[deltaforce]

If JC gan guarantee an anal experience without a "stink puff" i would reconsider. I also have no desire to feel my cock and jerk myself off from inside her ass while i fuck her.

Is there anyway to hedge your bet from a full fledge dookie being dislodged when pulling out?

JC....i need your help!!

[deltaforce]

i'm out fellas....have an 11 oclock class (biz stats) and a quiz....need to study up...


I meet carola for lunch and a 45 minute roll. Any last suggestions? I may wait for JC if he can guarantee stink free i am willing to go in for the boys

[Lsufan]

If JC gan guarantee an anal experience without a "stink puff" i would reconsider. I also have no desire to feel my cock and jerk myself off from inside her ass while i fuck her.

Is there anyway to hedge your bet from a full fledge dookie being dislodged when pulling out?

JC....i need your help!!

A box of ExLax, a good 30 minute power dump, and a 30 minute power shower should do the trick!!!

[knowlez]

Delta rub a little Carmex on her love hole it will make for a interesting ride

[knowlez]

Oh and good luck on ur quiz damn I miss them days

[deltaforce]

A box of ExLax, a good 30 minute power dump, and a 30 minute power shower should do the trick!!!

LSU,

that is my quandry. she is not up for it. I would love to catch her right after her morning duke and shower to put the odds in my favor.

the 2 times i did it:

the 1st time we had just eaten pizza and beer an hour earlier (that was the stink puff) i also think i may have nudged the dookie. I was tempted to sniff my finger but logic took over.

the 2nd time we just got out of the gym. (i like eating my chick after she does cardio..she is shaved and gets a nice tangy sauce going)....but by adding flavor to the front I think she added stink to the back. I smelled the dreaded puff o stink a second time.

THat is when she threatened to finger my ass.

I just need to get the odds in my favor to ass fuck her, I do not want to finger

but
1) I fear a log rolling out
2) I fear looking down and seeing shit on my dick

** I just want to try it risk free...Can anybody give me a Billy Mayes type guarantee?

Is there a better time to do it?? Morning, night?

I need a plan JC??

Maybe i should just have a heart to heart with her and tell her my fantasy with her and how it will bring us closer?

[KazDog]

Just go for it Delta.
You never know what might pop
out. KB could come popping out
with a Bud for you and him.....



KAZ