Its Time Guys .... Everyone Please Read !!!

[Lsufan]

LSUFAN-

I have already changed my mind on anal. I am squeamish. If i saw a toilet choker come out of my hotties ass how could i look at her in the same light again. All i would see is her and the "Duke of Earl" on the floor.

Reminds me of in high school. at parties we would hide the toiler paper and then crack the window to the bathroom to see what peeing chicks would do when they finished and realized there was no TP

1- hopped like a bunny to get the drips off
2- one girl shoe-shined her snatch with a hand towel and put it back

and 1 girl picked her nose while on the toilet. I always dug her and shit. Well 2 months later i had my chance and all i could think of was her on the shitter digging for dirt. Fucked my whole mind up.

If picking a nose could do that much psycho. damage what would a full turd do to me. Put me in Bellevue....

I can't breath!!!!!

[Dat Boi E]

If I saw a girl in a club I was trying to hook up with carry her purse and stay in the bathroom a while,I moved on.No red tide for me

shit, i just lay a towel down! red jacket green jacket, who gives a fuck!

[longnex]

Chado -- All Girls Are "sluts' And 'whores"

They Love The Cock Like We Love The Snatch


Take A 10 Day Trip To Chicago And I Will Send You Back To Canada With Your Dick On A Sling

What a coincidense im going to Chicago next week. Where do I sign up?

[Bill the Thrill]

Thanks guys, I just read all this shit and it gave me something to do on a rainy day!
Thanks GG
and JC you are one funny MF
and welome Delta you have some good fuck stories - please continue to share

[goldencontender]

bro- i must admiit- i was taken hook line and sinker. bol gc-

[knowlez]

Jeepers this has to be one of the best threads ever. I like a good poke in the cinamonn ring also. I had a wild bitch stick two fingers in my asshole fellows it made my fucking toes curl

[NEJAKE]

Jeepers this has to be one of the best threads ever. I like a good poke in the cinamonn ring also. I had a wild bitch stick two fingers in my asshole fellows it made my fucking toes curl

Wow! I believe JC was entering the cinamonn ring not having his done.

[bhs4life]

lmao

[MtrCtyPimp]

LOL me and a about 5 of my buddies took a cruise on spring break about 10 years ago and one of my boys was a virgin.......make a long story short we met a group of girls and one of them hooked up with him and the next morning he says he fucked in her ass and we all looked at each other like whoa......he fucked her doggy and thought he fucked her up the ass.. ....we still give him shit to this day.

I had a bad experience doing that when I was in highschool and I was with a younger girl who was just with me because I was older.....I was a virgin and she was on her rag so I acted like I knew what the fuck was going and told her its normal to take it up the ass....needless to say the condom couldnt hold up and ripped and I got some shit on my dick and never really tried anal again....awkward to say the least

This thread has taken on a life of its own

PEACE

[KazDog]

Is it just me, or do I feel like I really know a lot more about some of you than I really need to???

KAZ

[jcindaville]

Is it just me, or do I feel like I really know a lot more about some of you than I really need to???

KAZ

bawhahahahahahahahahahahaha

[knowlez]

We cant let this thread end Fellows lets make this National Doggy Style day.. I met this lovely long lady beauty who can throw her legs over the back of her head. Lets say this make for some fun pounding. I get on it and pound and pound just call HERBIE the Energizer Bunny he goes and goes and never stops going oh i love it

[deltaforce]

I will not be going near my GF's ass or anyone elses after these stories. I also do not want any chick "pig knuckling" me while she is giving me a "rusty trombone" either.

I was told it is great sex by people now no less than 2 people here admitted to "live rounds" falling out of the chamber. Another member had shit on his dick. I can not imagine that the smell was pleasant. Like i said I fingered my chick (who is hot) in the ass....and when i was down there licking the pussy pulled the finger out and that little "puff of stink" hit my nose.
From now on I am not going to play in uncharted waters. I also do not want anywhere near my hairy ass. If some chick tries to finger that she is disgusting.

I was going to go have some link sauasages for breakfast, but on second thought will just make a bowl of cereal....and no, not cocoa puffs!!

You guys are freaks!!

[kbsooner21]

I love the Force!

[Bill the Thrill]

Damn, this calls for the John Hill (RIP) story (Jcheckers already knows it) but I've got to get a bid out on this TRA project.
I'll be right back - it's hilarious.