Its Time Guys .... Everyone Please Read !!!

[jcindaville]

Another Funny Anal Story.....


This Was Back In High School

A Friend Of Mine Was With A Bender And Got Her In The Ass -- No Lube - Nothing

He Isnt Circumsized -- Fuker Banger Her So Hard - He Tore His Foreskin And We Had To Take Him To The Hospital !

His cock was bleeding - he was in pain --- hillarious

thats what he gets for no lube

[jcindaville]

That happened to me once a long time ago and i never wanted to fuck her again ... and DIDN'T!

When the Cosby's roll off your cock, it tends to ruin the moment for me. Never had that happen with any other girl before and i was truly disgusted!

bahahahahahahahahahhahha


the Cosby's OMG

[jcindaville]

This thread is an instant classic

[vols fan]

Wow.....do cosby kids always come out? I thought it was supposed to feel great? That sounds disgusting....It has to smell when the you pull out and the seal has been comprimised.

I am not John Holmes but I have a fat one. this is why she denied me. Do i suggest she poop first and maybe lube.

Who am i kidding. Carola ain;t letting me near her butt. I need to go dirty girl.

When i do cross over the abyss do i ask her to poop first or try to get her right after her morning shit? I think if i saw a dump I would break up with her.

Only Jc can help you here buddy

[ToDaClub]

a healthy shit is to be done before

So do you hang out at the shitter in the bar and wait for a girl who has been in there a long time to come out????

[jcindaville]

So do you hang out at the shitter in the bar and wait for a girl who has been in there a long time to come out????

Hey, now thats an idea

[jcindaville]

So do you hang out at the shitter in the bar and wait for a girl who has been in there a long time to come out????

Its time ghost bahwhahahahahahahaha

[ToDaClub]

Hey, now thats an idea

Excuse me miss before we go home, would you mind taking a dump? Then stop at the drug store tell her your going to go in and buy KY, if she's there when you get back, it's Hershey Highway

Stolen from JC Checkers

[vols fan]

Hey, now thats an idea

If I saw a girl in a club I was trying to hook up with carry her purse and stay in the bathroom a while,I moved on.No red tide for me

[KazDog]

Put some warm water in a frosting bag and make her take an enema. Clean as a whistle. A meat whistle that is....

KAZ

[KazDog]

And while you're at it....You might as well add some fabreeze to the bag....

KAZ

[Lsufan]

BECAREFUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH ANAL WAS WITH A LONG TIME GF YEARS AGO

FIRST TIME FOR BOTH OF US AND WE DIDNT "PREPARED"


AFTER WE WERE DONE I SAW A LITTLE TURD ON MY CARPET AND MY DICK LOOKED LIKE IT WAS DIPPED IN CARAMEL

ENJOY YOUR LUNCH GUYS

Deltaforce won't be able to handle this. This is far worse than A "Tiny Puff Of Stink."

[baseballdave]

JC,

I told my GF that someone suggested we have anal and that it is more enjoyable to the female and i wuld be doing it on her behalf.......Told me if i bring up her asshole 1 more time I am shutoff from the front door for a week. Any suggestions?

don't ask JC for suggestions !!! You might end up having to turn gay !!!

Double G - great april fools joke. i really thought it was but the longer ot went i started wondering.

chad - chill buddy

[deltaforce]

Deltaforce won't be able to handle this. This is far worse than A "Tiny Puff Of Stink."

LSUFAN-

I have already changed my mind on anal. I am squeamish. If i saw a toilet choker come out of my hotties ass how could i look at her in the same light again. All i would see is her and the "Duke of Earl" on the floor.

Reminds me of in high school. at parties we would hide the toiler paper and then crack the window to the bathroom to see what peeing chicks would do when they finished and realized there was no TP

1- hopped like a bunny to get the drips off
2- one girl shoe-shined her snatch with a hand towel and put it back

and 1 girl picked her nose while on the toilet. I always dug her and shit. Well 2 months later i had my chance and all i could think of was her on the shitter digging for dirt. Fucked my whole mind up.

If picking a nose could do that much psycho. damage what would a full turd do to me. Put me in Bellevue....

[baseballdave]

Chado -- All Girls Are "sluts' And 'whores"

They Love The Cock Like We Love The Snatch


Take A 10 Day Trip To Chicago And I Will Send You Back To Canada With Your Dick On A Sling

fuck - don't worry about chado !!! I want my dick on a sling !!!