Chado "in date" thread

[Celtics86]

If Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC answers the door, tell him your name is Chuck L. from California, and you thought the mom was 18.

LMAO!!

[DDP713]

chado listen to kapt!! if they say they will call you let them call, if they flake on you and dont call then you act like its business as usual on monday until she brings it up, sure it i will eat you up inside like it does everyone else but if you let them see that they win, cant give them the upperhand that early they'll make it a habit....have a passive attitude like "oh ya I forgot about that, what happened to you?" she'lll give her excuse/reason and thats when you go in for the kill, you doing anything tommorow night? why wait for the weekend? im sure this woman has nothing better to do than go on a date and puck! canada style baby get 'er done chado its bizzzznesss its bizzzzzness tiiiiime!! ..... for those in the dark go to youtube.com and listen to flight of the conchords - its business time ..this thread is AWWESOME !

[DBURGH]

This Is Hilarious

[TheRook]

Chado,here is a poem for you to read to her right before you put it in her.

As I'm pulling down my pants,I want to warn you
This is my first time,I thing I'm going to spew
I don't know where to put it,but a friend of mine JC
said if it dont smell like shit,than thats the place to be
Now I'm taking off my boxers,to show you whats in store
Heres what i call Rook,Hey what are you laughing for
I'm now putting on a condem,so I dont get the crabs
Yea thats right bitch,its logoed by the Habs
Now its almost over and the orgasm can begin
Start counting at number one and Il'l be done by number ten
Now I'm not a virgin and you showed alot of class
Next time you wont just lay there or I'll stick it in your ass
Hey guys on BC,can you belive my luck
Just like a stupid Hockey thread,


signed Chado

just friggin brillant.

[vols fan]

VOLS TENN

Im a tard

What a tard

[ToDaClub]

Wow, did I have that wrong, I had - numbers, LOL that book would be getting pounded "like a screen door in a hurricane" I still love that one Rook. Any way good luck tonight Chado, I'll check in about midnight for the update.

[Chado1]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows +380

She beat Chado at bowling - pick em

Chado looses his virginity - already happened but get laid +390

The date is really a girl - OTB due to already final

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

Edited my version....

[jcindaville]

Im scared to ask but thats the third time you called me VT.F is near T on the keys but I'm sure your up to something

VOLS TENN

Im a tard

[vols fan]

Vols Tech

You might be right

[longnex]

Im scared to ask but thats the third time you called me VT.F is near T on the keys but I'm sure your up to something

Vols Tech

[vols fan]

OMG i am in tears

you are one funny sob VT

Im scared to ask but thats the third time you called me VT.F is near T on the keys but I'm sure your up to something

[jcindaville]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows -120

She beat Chado at bowling -145

Chado looses his virginity - 240

The date is really a girl -700

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -2000

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

no rotation numbers

[jcindaville]

Virginity and first time sex



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Clits at the top, lick that alot. Money hole is right below that, pull the meat curtains back and poke. And if she is a nasty girl, go way down low and jam quick and hold on

[jcindaville]

Chado,here is a poem for you to read to her right before you put it in her.

As I'm pulling down my pants,I want to warn you
This is my first time,I thing I'm going to spew
I don't know where to put it,but a friend of mine JC
said if it dont smell like shit,than thats the place to be
Now I'm taking off my boxers,to show you whats in store
Heres what i call Rook,Hey what are you laughing for
I'm now putting on a condem,so I dont get the crabs
Yea thats right bitch,its logoed by the Habs
Now its almost over and the orgasm can begin
Start counting at number one and Il'l be done by number ten
Now I'm not a virgin and you showed alot of class
Next time you wont just lay there or I'll stick it in your ass
Hey guys on BC,can you belive my luck
Just like a stupid Hockey thread,


signed Chado

OMG i am in tears

you are one funny sob VT

[Chado1]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows -120

She beat Chado at bowling -145

Chado looses his virginity - 240

The date is really a girl -700

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -2000

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

"Didnt have time to put the rotation numbers"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!



PS - I wish I was that favored to get laid...definately should be plus money at this point...maybe become close to laying juice in a couple weeks or so hopefully...

And I am not a virgin you jackasses...has been a heck of a long time but not a virgin..