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For the past 2 weeks Jean van de Velde has been the most crucified man in the entire sporting world.
( No Doubt The Pin Head deserves it )
So now take a good look at this other freaking moron :
Padraig Harrington
Last Sunday at the 72nd hole for The British Open in Carnoustie, Scotland, Harrington defied history and did the exact things that van de Velde did in 1999 when Jean blew a 3 stroke lead at the last hole on the very same golf course. He later went on to lose the tournament in a playoff.
Some Questions arise:
Doesn’t Padraig own a TV ?
… or a radio ?
… or comprehend one single word of any written or spoken language ?
How could he POSSIBLY go ahead and manage to get into the same jackpot as that Frenchman did years ago, what with every good golfer in the world lending their expertise as to how NOT to play what has become the most famous hole in golf history?
Has he no friends, or for that matter, anyone to communicate with ? ... or does he just isolate himself from the entire world and choose to hit golf balls all day and night ?
Well ... MOST Fortunately for this fellow he had a 4 leaf clover stuck so far up his ass it took a pitching wedge to pry it loose after the 4 hole playoff with Garcia.
He won the Tournament in spite of himself.
And so Jean van de Velde’s legacy still remains in tact … for now at least … that is … until some other egotistical knucklehead tries to conquer golf’s toughest hole at the expense of losing a Major Tournament he should have won.
And Padraig Harrington escaped ( by the skin of his teeth ) the shame of replacing Jean van de Velde as World Golf's Newest Whipping Boy.
It's Absolutely Mind Boggling
U-C-O-N-N = Uconn! Uconn! Uconn!
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