Keys to victory
1) Love neckcar, openly admit that if Dale Jr wanted you to fellate( that means suck his dick Kaptain) him you would do so in an OKLAHOMO minute.
2) Lie, post false betting slips, create non stop drama for months on in
3) Run a 4.5 forty
4) Have a mullet
5) Drink Budwieser and i mean lots of it
6) Have your favorite team get beat by the statute of liberty play
7) Tell a good member here to FUCK OFF and mean it.( Then he becomes your campaign manager)
These are the keys to being President of BC, now i see why i got only 3 votes Im not qualified
you forgot #8......kb likes to watch Dancing with the stars with his male "friend"
Keys to victory
1) Love neckcar, openly admit that if Dale Jr wanted you to fellate( that means suck his dick Kaptain) him you would do so in an OKLAHOMO minute.
2) Lie, post false betting slips, create non stop drama for months on in
3) Run a 4.5 forty
4) Have a mullet
5) Drink Budwieser and i mean lots of it
6) Have your favorite team get beat by the statute of liberty play
7) Tell a good member here to FUCK OFF and mean it.( Then he becomes your campaign manager)
These are the keys to being President of BC, now i see why i got only 3 votes Im not qualified
You need to add #9 also.....
Lick the brown star of service extraordinaire....UnderdogQueen
Thanks for posting the photo of the escorts at our campaign meeting last night bro....
I'm thinking, if we lose this election, you and I should refrain from posting any photos of hotties for at least a month. Since I never have posted any, I may just make it a permanent ban.....
Thanks for posting the photo of the escorts at our campaign meeting last night bro....
I'm thinking, if we lose this election, you and I should refrain from posting any photos of hotties for at least a month. Since I never have posted any, I may just make it a permanent ban.....
KAZ
As bad as im getting stomped, i will be on a permanent ban also. If a man cant get more than 3 votes for all the carpet i posted, then why bother
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