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PGA Tour Fruitcake Ian Poulter ....
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Here's a press release:
"English golfer Ian Poulter has been asked not to colour his hair before the US Masters at Augusta.
Hootie Johnson, the Augusta chairman, had planned to write to the 28-year-old Englishman but instead sent a message via a mutual acquaintance."
But what they don't tell us is that the aquaintance was Anthony Soprano who then passed the word down to Bobby Bacala ...
Soprano:" He's a embarrasment and a fuckin' disgrace ... Clip Him "
Bacala: " His hair , Boss ? "
Soprano: " No ... Him ... The FINOOK "
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Now you know I could have party ripping this PASTEL PUSSY apart all day long but I just won't ... it's too damn easy.
Besides ... a few of my friends were at Oakmont last Thursday and they got close enough to Poulter to give him the business.
One of them said to him: " Hey Tinkerbell ... does your husband play golf too ? "
Poulter just shrugged his shoulders with a goofy look on his face and said : " HUHHHHH ??????? "
The crowd was hysterical laughing
PUNKED !!!!!!
-CB
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Here's a press release:
"English golfer Ian Poulter has been asked not to colour his hair before the US Masters at Augusta.
Hootie Johnson, the Augusta chairman, had planned to write to the 28-year-old Englishman but instead sent a message via a mutual acquaintance."
But what they don't tell us is that the aquaintance was Anthony Soprano who then passed the word down to Bobby Bacala ...
Soprano:" He's a embarrasment and a fuckin' disgrace ... Clip Him "
Bacala: " His hair , Boss ? "
Soprano: " No ... Him ... The FINOOK "
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Now you know I could have party ripping this PASTEL PUSSY apart all day long but I just won't ... it's too damn easy.
Besides ... a few of my friends were at Oakmont last Thursday and they got close enough to Poulter to give him the business.
One of them said to him: " Hey Tinkerbell ... does your husband play golf too ? "
Poulter just shrugged his shoulders with a goofy look on his face and said : " HUHHHHH ??????? "
The crowd was hysterical laughing
PUNKED !!!!!!
-CB
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