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**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by BillMill71

Do they make special sized toilets, so Rooks feet don't have to dangle when sitting down to pee like a girl??

No....and I'd thank you for not bringing that up ever again.

**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:27 AM

If you can see your breath outside on a cold day, could you see your fart?

**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:28 AM

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

**10DimeBry** · 02-26-2007, 11:29 AM

why does kb have a man crush on Dale jr??

**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:30 AM

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

**10DimeBry** · 02-26-2007, 11:31 AM

will the cubs ever win the world series??

**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:31 AM

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

**10DimeBry** · 02-26-2007, 11:33 AM

why does KB sport a mullet?

**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:34 AM

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

**10DimeBry** · 02-26-2007, 11:35 AM

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood???

**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:36 AM

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

**10DimeBry** · 02-26-2007, 11:38 AM

why cant a man living in Seattle be burried east of the mississippi river?

**BillMill71** · 02-26-2007, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by 10DimeBry

why does kb have a man crush on Dale jr??

Is KB's mancrush bigger for Dale Jr or the Underdog King?

**TheRook** · 02-26-2007, 11:39 AM

If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?

**BillMill71** · 02-26-2007, 11:40 AM

If Meg visited JC, with all those white teeth would she really be crowned "Queen of Kentucky"?

Question for anybody....