To Kappa, MotormouthPimpleface, TWR and the rest of you losers

[longnex]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[bover1]

Whenever Chuck Norris’s wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.

[bover1]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

where do u tools come up with this shit...

[kbsooner21]

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on Earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

[longnex]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[jcindaville]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[WayneChung]

WHENEVER CHuCK NORRIS IS GETTING A HEADER FROM BOVER,HE SLAPS HIM REAL HARD ON THE CHEEK AND SAYS-"WATCH THOSE TEETH BiAAACH" !! :christmas

[Blackbeard]

I just do not get the chuck norris stuff, can someone explain why it is funny?

[kbsooner21]

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever!

[jcindaville]

WHENEVER CHuCK NORRIS IS GETTING A HEADER FROM BOVER,HE SLAPS HIM REAL HARD ON THE CHEEK AND SAYS-"WATCH THOSE TEETH BiAAACH" !! :christmas

omg

[jcindaville]

I just do not get the chuck norris stuff, can someone explain why it is funny?

I never heard it before wally and i think jbc would bring it up. Not sure myself

[kbsooner21]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

[WayneChung]

I just do not get the chuck norris stuff, can someone explain why it is funny?

BLACKIE,ITS LIKE A SUPERMAN DEAL,YOU KNOW WHATEVER U CAN DO,NORRIS CAN DO BETTER AND MORE MANLIER-LOL !! PS-LIKE KICKING NAM'S ASS IN MIA,OR KARATE CHOPPING THE WORLD IN THE OCTAGON !!

[bover1]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

thats great....

[bover1]

I just do not get the chuck norris stuff, can someone explain why it is funny?

omg.....go take your meds and tell hendrix 2 come back...