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Wisdom of Football Coaches
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football"
John Heisman
"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure."
Knute Rockne /Notre Dame
"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."
Bear Bryant/Alabama
"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it."
Knute Rockne /Notre Dame
"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."
Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.
"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas!"
Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.
"After you retire, there's only one big event left .... and I ain't ready for that."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
"When you win, nothing hurts."
Joe Namath/ Alabama
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Lou Holtz/Arkansas
"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
Bear Bryant/Alabama
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
Frank Leahy/Notre Dame
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Woody Hayes/Ohio State
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
Bob Devaney/Nebraska
"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts/Georgia
"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life."
Paul Dietzel/ LSU
"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."
Bear Bryant/Alabama
When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world. "No, but you can see it from here."
Lou Holtz /Arkansas
"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring - give us the ball near the goal line."
Matty Bell/SMU
"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
"I never graduated from Iowa. I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."
Alex Karras / Iowa
"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades."
Duffy Daugherty/Michigan State
"Always remember ..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."
Shug Jordan / Auburn
"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas
"They whipped us like a tied up goat."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."
Walt Garrison /Oklahoma State
"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."
Bobby Bowden/Florida State
"Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Duffy Daugherty/Michigan State
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them."
John McKay / USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."
Murray Warmath/Minnesota
"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes /Texas Tech
"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."
Darrell Royal / Texas
"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay/USC
"Only three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad ." (On why he only ran the ball)
Frank Howard / Clemson
"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football"
John Heisman
"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure."
Knute Rockne /Notre Dame
"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."
Bear Bryant/Alabama
"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it."
Knute Rockne /Notre Dame
"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."
Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.
"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas!"
Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.
"After you retire, there's only one big event left .... and I ain't ready for that."
Bobby Bowden / Florida State
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."
Lou Holtz / Arkansas
"When you win, nothing hurts."
Joe Namath/ Alabama
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Lou Holtz/Arkansas
"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
Bear Bryant/Alabama
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
Frank Leahy/Notre Dame
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Woody Hayes/Ohio State
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
Bob Devaney/Nebraska
"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts/Georgia
"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life."
Paul Dietzel/ LSU
"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."
Bear Bryant/Alabama
When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world. "No, but you can see it from here."
Lou Holtz /Arkansas
"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring - give us the ball near the goal line."
Matty Bell/SMU
"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."
Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
"I never graduated from Iowa. I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."
Alex Karras / Iowa
"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades."
Duffy Daugherty/Michigan State
"Always remember ..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."
Shug Jordan / Auburn
"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas
"They whipped us like a tied up goat."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."
Walt Garrison /Oklahoma State
"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."
Bobby Bowden/Florida State
"Football is not a contact sport - it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Duffy Daugherty/Michigan State
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them."
John McKay / USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."
Murray Warmath/Minnesota
"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes /Texas Tech
"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."
Darrell Royal / Texas
"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay/USC
"Only three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad ." (On why he only ran the ball)
Frank Howard / Clemson
"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
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