LPGA to allow Transgender Golfers on Tour!

[insidethe8thpol]

Here is their new Player of the Year Trophy

[flarendep1]

Omg, lmao!

[insidethe8thpol]

Here is the 2nd player to join for 2011. She wants to be known as "Filomana". Nice nips though !!

[baseballdave]

Here is the 2nd player to join for 2011. She wants to be known as "Filomana". Nice nips though !!

Phil looks so happy to be there. His playing partner must be Vols or Club cause his "stipple nicking up" look so excited !!!

[kbsooner21]

Needs to be aware of needs

[kbsooner21]

Needs to be aware of needs

I'll give $100 to anyone who can tell me what the fuck I was trying to say in my drunken stupor last night

[ToDaClub]

I'll give $100 to anyone who can tell me what the fuck I was trying to say in my drunken stupor last night

[vols fan]

I'll give $100 to anyone who can tell me what the fuck I was trying to say in my drunken stupor last night

I will throw in another $100 if someone can translate that shit

[jcindaville]

Ugly bitch, or whatever it is

[insidethe8thpol]

Needs to be aware of needs

I'll give $100 to anyone who can tell me what the fuck I was trying to say in my drunken stupor last night

I will throw in another $100 if someone can translate that shit

I'll take a stab at it.

After drinking 16 plastic cups of his Coors Light Beer Ball, kb removed the Perdue Oven Roaster from his fridge that he had been defrosting since OU football won its last Bowl game.

Once he removed the wrapping, kb ran out of Olive Oil to rub on the bird, so he went to his closet and pulled out a tube of Hugh Hefner Jerk Lube & Salad Dressing. As he started to caress his bird, kb slipped his fingers into the anal cavity of said bird. After a few minutes of rapid hand penetration, kb placed the fowl at the end of the coffee table, dropped his drawls, grabbed the roaster by his trembling wings and proceeded to enter the roaster from behind to the sounds of Clay Aiken singing "Lonely No More".

In conclusion, kb left out a few minor words in his rant. The words YOU & MY.

YOU needs to be aware of MY needs


He was talking to the Roaster all this time !!

[ToDaClub]

I'll take a stab at it.

After drinking 16 plastic cups of his Coors Light Beer Ball, kb removed the Perdue Oven Roaster from his fridge that he had been defrosting since OU football won its last Bowl game.

Once he removed the wrapping, kb ran out of Olive Oil to rub on the bird, so he went to his closet and pulled out a tube of Hugh Hefner Jerk Lube & Salad Dressing. As he started to caress his bird, kb slipped his fingers into the anal cavity of said bird. After a few minutes of rapid hand penetration, kb placed the fowl at the end of the coffee table, dropped his drawls, grabbed the roaster by his trembling wings and proceeded to enter the roaster from behind to the sounds of Clay Aiken singing "Lonely No More".

In conclusion, kb left out a few minor words in his rant. The words YOU & MY.

YOU needs to be aware of MY needs


He was talking to the Roaster all this time !!

WINNER! PAY THE MAN!!!!

[vols fan]

I'll take a stab at it.

After drinking 16 plastic cups of his Coors Light Beer Ball, kb removed the Perdue Oven Roaster from his fridge that he had been defrosting since OU football won its last Bowl game.

Once he removed the wrapping, kb ran out of Olive Oil to rub on the bird, so he went to his closet and pulled out a tube of Hugh Hefner Jerk Lube & Salad Dressing. As he started to caress his bird, kb slipped his fingers into the anal cavity of said bird. After a few minutes of rapid hand penetration, kb placed the fowl at the end of the coffee table, dropped his drawls, grabbed the roaster by his trembling wings and proceeded to enter the roaster from behind to the sounds of Clay Aiken singing "Lonely No More".

In conclusion, kb left out a few minor words in his rant. The words YOU & MY.

YOU needs to be aware of MY needs


He was talking to the Roaster all this time !!

[vols fan]

WINNER! PAY THE MAN!!!!

Everything was beleivable till the getting laid part.I agree Club that its a great story BUT we all know KB couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons so I'm sure the bird didn't get touched

[10DimeBry]

I'll take a stab at it.

After drinking 16 plastic cups of his Coors Light Beer Ball, kb removed the Perdue Oven Roaster from his fridge that he had been defrosting since OU football won its last Bowl game.

Once he removed the wrapping, kb ran out of Olive Oil to rub on the bird, so he went to his closet and pulled out a tube of Hugh Hefner Jerk Lube & Salad Dressing. As he started to caress his bird, kb slipped his fingers into the anal cavity of said bird. After a few minutes of rapid hand penetration, kb placed the fowl at the end of the coffee table, dropped his drawls, grabbed the roaster by his trembling wings and proceeded to enter the roaster from behind to the sounds of Clay Aiken singing "Lonely No More".

In conclusion, kb left out a few minor words in his rant. The words YOU & MY.

YOU needs to be aware of MY needs


He was talking to the Roaster all this time !!