E-Mail to Roger Goodell

[Spark]

Dear Roger,

As a result of the lackluster performance by my offensive line last night can you please enforce the 5 Mississippi rule for me next week??


Thank You,
Jay Cutler

[flarendep1]

Reply to all Jay Cutler and Bears Fans,


Find another team to route for.


Signed, Roger

[wayne1218]

Hut, Hut .......

Let's see ... Greg you open ... nope .... hmmm ...... Knox what about you .... nope, he's covered .... Forte in the flat maybe ... nope, he's not open either .... damn .... Devin baby go deep .... you open .... nope ..... AHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BettorsChat]

Dear Jay Cutler,

You get what you deserve.

Signed Sincerely,
Denver Broncos

[wayne1218]

Give me Kyle Orton and all those draft picks over Cutler ....... 8 days a week!

[kbsooner21]

For some reason I don't seem to recall what you guys are talking about.

Signed,

Jay Cutler

[insidethe8thpol]

Dear Jay,

You were told when you found the lamp that you got 3 wishes. Week 1 you chose to be YA Tittle - Week 2 you chose to be Terry Bradshaw - Week 3 you chose to be Joe Namath - Week 4 you found out why the Broncos let you go




Regards,

Roger

PS - I thought you were a hooker under that helmet last night because the Giants D was pounding your ass

[bryce]

Dear Jay,

How did we lose to your team?




Signed,

Green Bay Packers


cc: NFL officials

[***THA FIX***]

Please tell Vols Fan dont bet on us


Signed,

Jay Cutler and team