1) Have less than 10 teeth in your mouth
2) You bang your cousins at least twice a month
3) You have bigger tits than your mom and you are a man
4) You drink Budwieser and think you are cool
5) You think words like JR are cool, when in fact if you are a Jr you are a loser
6) You cant do a tie, you own only one pair of dress slacks, in case a relative dies.
7) You live in a home with no foundation. IE it has wheels and you hate tornados
8) You think the south will rise again
9) And last but not least, you have an IQ = to a 5th grader!!
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