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Twas the night of thanksgiving and out of the house
came tiger a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine and wasn't too merry,
cause a bimbos phone number was in his blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on elin, the story progressed,
as woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin with holly, and jaimee, and cori,
with joselyn, and kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the tour to the basement of blues,
tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
when not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
his wife went 'vestin' -- a new home in sweden .
And i heard her exclaim from her white escalade,
"if youre gettin' laid then im gettin' paid."
shes not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
her prenup made christmas come early this year.
came tiger a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine and wasn't too merry,
cause a bimbos phone number was in his blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on elin, the story progressed,
as woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin with holly, and jaimee, and cori,
with joselyn, and kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the tour to the basement of blues,
tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
when not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
his wife went 'vestin' -- a new home in sweden .
And i heard her exclaim from her white escalade,
"if youre gettin' laid then im gettin' paid."
shes not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
her prenup made christmas come early this year.
NBA is a joke
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