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Saturday (Championship) IN GAME Thread with CBB, NHL & NBA too!!!!!!!!!
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rumor is that the Gator players where taunting cody in the walk throughs yesterday. calling him fat, yada, yada, yada. I hope he sits on tebow today.
Gator Prayer I heard 2day:
“Our Tebow, Who art in Gainesville, hallowed be thy name, thy jump pass come, thy will be done, in Atlanta as it was last year. Give us this day our annual Bama beatdown. And forgive us for never letting you beat us, as we forgive the media for defying you. And lead us not into redneck chants of "13 baby," but deliver us from Saban. Amen”"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." -Mark Twain
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Originally posted by MarkLemke View Postenjoy the game...should be a dandy..."It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." -Mark Twain
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Tim Tebow Drinking Game
You might die of alcohol poisoning if you try this...
* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
* Drink every time Meyer touches Tebow. Finish the beer if he puts his arm around Tebow. If he nuzzles with Tebow's facemask, perform the strikeout from Beerfest.
* Drink every time they show Tebow's face black. If you can read the bible verse, take a double shot. Take a triple shot if Verne actually quotes the bible verse.
* Drink if they reference "The Promise". Take a double if they play the whole thing. Take a triple if they show the plaque at Florida Field.
**When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas.
TOUCHDOWN FAT BOY!
I was Born my Pappy's Son,
When I hit the ground, I was on the Run!
Jon E. Checkers
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