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    If the NBA continues to insist that we can no longer earn additional income by taking money from gamblers to fix games, there will be no deal with the league. We will not budge on this.
    - NBA referees lead negotiator
    Tony Romo need to lead like I did be do. When I played the football, I say to team: 'Team. Listen up. We had nothing to feel but ears ourselves.' Then we go out on the field and window game.- Emmitt Smith

    This has all been a big misunderstanding. I didn't know the Phillies meant 'closer' like that. I thought they wanted me to let teams get closer. They should have been more clear.- Brad Lidge

    Wait, I'm actually supposed to report to the Raiders? How long is this prank going to go? - Richard Seymour

    I acknowledge and respect the commissioner's 2-game suspension of Michael Vick. I think that leaves us plenty of time to get him playing and into the flow to the point where we have a quarterback controversy that distracts and destroys this team both on the field and off. - Andy Reid

    Cliff Lee, John Smoltz, me. I would really encourage all of my fellow American League pitchers to come over to the National League. You make the same money and the work is half as hard. - Brad Penny

    In light of Ricky Rubio choosing to play overseas for two more years, I think our draft strategy of selecting 11 point guards has been proven wise. In fact, I wish we had picked more.
    - David Kahn, Timberwolves president

    I am excited about playing in the CFL. I'm gonna go up there and make it snow on them hoes. - Pacman Jones

    I am excited to be committed to Alabama through 2017. Now I just have to wait until the end of this year for my original Dolphins contract to expire before I can make the move to Tuscaloosa. Ha! No, just kidding obviously. Contracts mean dick to me. And f--k the Dolphins.- Nick Saban

    At first there were some butterflies. But then I had them fight to the death. - Michael Vick, on his first game
    Am I the longest tenured BC member?

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    SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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