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These were always my favorites:Originally posted by mavskidd02 View PostI also believe he grounds into more DPs on average than any SS in the MLB over the last ten years or so. So much for that "clutch hitting". I read this last year and had a laugh as I don't like the Yanks too much myself, think you'll get a laugh or two out of this..........
January 17, 2006 - 100 Reasons to Hate Derek Jeter
33. "Talk to the hand" - Cocky little gesture he gives the plate umpire prior to every pitch of every at-bat to signal time. Can't wait for someone to quick pitch him when he does this. First, an umpire will have to remind him that you don't call time in baseball, you ask for it.
52. Tim Kurkjian Man-Crush - The ESPN writer named Jeter "The Face of Baseball" in part citing the following: "Jeter has a nice face, a rugged face, a handsome face." That's some fine baseball journalism there, Tim.
68. Fox Sports director's instructions - The shot list during a typical Fox playoff broadcast:
Batter
Pitcher
Jeter
Batter
Jeter close-up
Manager
Pitcher
Star of brand-new-soon-to-be-cancelled-Fox series
Jeter
Batter
Billy Crystal
Jeter
Jeter
Note: does not necessarily have to be a Yankees playoff game."CFB YTD: 5-8-1 -16.2"
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I liked 68Originally posted by mavskidd02 View PostThese were always my favorites:
33. "Talk to the hand" - Cocky little gesture he gives the plate umpire prior to every pitch of every at-bat to signal time. Can't wait for someone to quick pitch him when he does this. First, an umpire will have to remind him that you don't call time in baseball, you ask for it.
52. Tim Kurkjian Man-Crush - The ESPN writer named Jeter "The Face of Baseball" in part citing the following: "Jeter has a nice face, a rugged face, a handsome face." That's some fine baseball journalism there, Tim.
68. Fox Sports director's instructions - The shot list during a typical Fox playoff broadcast:
Batter
Pitcher
Jeter
Batter
Jeter close-up
Manager
Pitcher
Star of brand-new-soon-to-be-cancelled-Fox series
Jeter
Batter
Billy Crystal
Jeter
Jeter
Note: does not necessarily have to be a Yankees playoff game.
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I believe that's what you tell your wife or girlfriend. "Let's 68 tonight." She says, "what's a 68?" You say, "you do me, and I'll owe ya one."Originally posted by wayne1218 View PostI liked 68


Old school....
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Oldie but a Goodie! My punch line is.....Originally posted by KazDog View PostI believe that's what you tell your wife or girlfriend. "Let's 68 tonight." She says, "what's a 68?" You say, "you do me, and I'll owe ya one."
Old school....
KAZ
"Blow Me and I'll owe ya one."
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
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I guess half is better than nothing. Not sure how that works though? Forget it, don't bother explaining.Originally posted by wayne1218 View Posthahaha
That's a good one!!!
69's have turned into 34 1/2's. I'm getting old!


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2nd half thoughts????
Rockets -1/2....OU 92????
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So in other words, you're working hard on Sunday night and she's busting her ass Mon-Sat with a double shift on Sat night?Originally posted by wayne1218 View PostIt depends on how tired i am. Some nights i do the work and other nights she does!


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