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* Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
* You incone exceeds $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
* You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
* You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
* Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
* Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
* It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
* It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
* Both you AND your dog have therapists.
* The Terminator is your governor.
* If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
* You incone exceeds $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
* You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
* You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
* Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
* Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
* It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
* It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
* Both you AND your dog have therapists.
* The Terminator is your governor.
* If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.