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    this man keeps hearing voices , everytime he goes to work he hears this voice, quit your job,sale your house take the money go to Vegas.
    everyday it's the same thing quit your job sale your house take the money go to Vegas. This goes on for a week and then 2 weeks, quit your job sale your house take the money go to Vegas.
    Finally he quits his job books a plane to Vegas.
    He gets to Vegas now he's hearing this voice say , Go the nearest casino go to the roulette wheel lay everything on black, go the nearest casino go to the roulette wheel lay everything on black.
    So hes goes to the nearest casino finds the roulette lays everything on black.
    The wheel starts spinning the ball released it's going round and round finally slowing down and lands on red.
    Then the man hears the voice in his head and it says
    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Life is good Beer is my friend
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